Anyone who doesn't say that their dying wish would be that they weren't dying is clearly a halfwit. I’ll take no argument on this.
@gupton68 oh the privilege of perfect health, yes I see why some people would think this.
@gupton68 I may prefer to stick around a while longer as things stand now but, if I become ill in a way that completely compromises my quality of life or keeps me in constant pain. I would prefer to die.
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My dying wish is to be a halfwit.
@gupton68 My dying wish would be that I get reincarnated as Margot Robbie, but hey, whatever works for you.

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….more… wishes….

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A half wit or the other half, the half witout.
@gupton68 @OutOnTheMoors I want to blow away in a cloud of ashes, “Thanos snap” style.
Except maybe instead of ashes, make it glitter. I want people to remember me years after I’ve gone, every time they pick something up and more glitter falls out

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@gupton68 @lyonsinbeta There are two solutions to that wish and one of them is not the one you want. BAD WISH. You know the genies are tricksy.
@gupton68 hmmmmmmm idk maybe my dying wish is for a list of people in my right side front pocket to die too, preferably before, so I can see it on the news