Francisco Santos
BenIt's nearly 6pm. You know what that means......
(it's crime time)
Chris Mackay 🇨🇦
Michael Gemar@TheBreadmonkey The Purge, but only in the evenings.
@michaelgemar Or if you get up very early in the morning
@TheBreadmonkey Oh sure, like I’m going to get up early just to do crime.
Ásthar con té 🍵⛤ (Elle/They)@TheBreadmonkey Good! Be gay, do crime! 🌈
wakest likes your bugs ⁂@TheBreadmonkey I think thats quite fair actually I dont like to do my crime till atleast 9pm
@liaizon You snooze you lose. Most of the crime will be gone by then.
@TheBreadmonkey then I just have to invent new laws to break, making the potential for crime infinite
HeatherMJ
SabreToothTigress/ZenDragoness@liaizon @TheBreadmonkey roflol, me, too
Willow
Token Sane Person@TheBreadmonkey https://www.kentlive.news/news/kent-news/truth-behind-mystery-no-crime-5577873
It seems you can get your own sign.
It seems you can get your own sign.
@tokensane Nope - I choose to believe it's a real sign
Phogna Bologna@TheBreadmonkey And that, kids, is how Batman gets his rest. Moving on to our next slide...
Florencio Cano@TheBreadmonkey if policies were enough by themselves...
Gogs@TheBreadmonkey That’s some organised crime.
@Gogs Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. And I am horrified to find that this was probably the point of the joke the whole time and I'd missed it. What a weapons-grade doofus.
@TheBreadmonkey I’m certain I’ll have have been higher on the doofus scale with my pathetic scrambling to type it before someone else did.
@Gogs I'll let you into a secret....
I originally posted this on my old instance and it had a billion likes, faves and comments.
It's been getting a little quiet in my feed lately so today I boosted a load of old posts (like an absolute LOSER).
But I was missing this so thought "in for a penny, in for a pound" and posted it again and..... it has destroyed my notifications.
But.
Not one person on either instance, until you, picked this up.
So.
I think that means you're our leader now?
@TheBreadmonkey Whoah! Well, I’ll take the job, but that does probably mean we’ll all be heading somewhere preeettty stupid.
Amira Magdalena@TheBreadmonkey @Gogs one does not simply walk to somewhere preeettty stupid
Mike Abney@amymagdalena @TheBreadmonkey @Gogs Well, one could. But that would be preeet—well, let’s just say you’d essentially already be there
BillSaysThis@TheBreadmonkey LET’S GO!!
Brian WooleyThat's some Jedi-mind-trick stuff right there
Jason Nickel@TheBreadmonkey I’m more of a 6am crimer. Not as crowded.
Bob Thomson@TheBreadmonkey Crimeeeeerrrrrr! I miss that tweet show from Astonishing Sod.
Simmon Li (he/him)
Dave
Jay Lee
Woozle Hypertwin@TheBreadmonkey I can only assume this means that everything is legal from 8-6, so nothing that happens will be counted as a crime.
Either that, or there have been no known instances of crime in this location during that time-window, and therefore anyone who is worried about crime should visit during those hours because it is so safe.
paulCriming six to eight, what a way to make a livin'
Barely gettin' by, it's all takin' and no givin'
Machine Lord Zero@TheBreadmonkey Smart criminals do crime between 8am - 6pm for the bonus crime
internetsdairy@TheBreadmonkey is this a shot for the Purge
Jules she/her@TheBreadmonkey You mean I could have been criming for the past 14 minutes and instead I just wasted them washing up?
Isocat@afewbugs @TheBreadmonkey Sucks to be you; I'm keeping exact track and rackin' up tons of overcrime!
@isocat @TheBreadmonkey wait, you get overcrime? I just have to do crime on bank holidays to get crime off in lieu
@TheBreadmonkey That sign reminds me of this joke(?):
Why is the crime rate so low in Germany?
Because crime is illegal.
@TheBreadmonkey I GOT GOT GOT NO CRIME!!! I GOT GOT GOT GOT NO CRIME!!!
No Time (2024 Remaster)
Otto Rask
ʙᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴛᴛᴇяɪʟʟ@TheBreadmonkey Dolly Parton was wrong. The song wasn’t crimining 9 to 5.
Pikachu stole my car & hit an ICE agentAt 6:01 say goodbye to your toothbrush!
apocalypselog
Wolfsgeist
George Saich@TheBreadmonkey
Patiently waiting in my black Stetson with a bandana covering my face.
Patiently waiting in my black Stetson with a bandana covering my face.
Schrödiɲger's Enby 
@TheBreadmonkey so batman can take a night off work
EndlessMason@TheBreadmonkey
Don't forget to book ahead to make sure you get a spot
Don't forget to book ahead to make sure you get a spot
staringatclouds@TheBreadmonkey But daaaaaaaaaaaad !
2 Targs in a CheSvel 