People greatly underestimate the value of libraries in our society. Here's some FREE things you can do at any library:
-Write your greatest enemy an anonymous letter, claiming to have hidden money in a local library book.
-Disguise yourself as a librarian, and offer to help your greatest enemy find the book they seek.
-Murder your greatest enemy in a secluded corner where no witnesses will be present.
-Hide the body behind the shelf of Guy Fieri cookbooks, where it will never be found.
@lowqualityfacts Careful, that first idea is a great one, but the rest of these are dangerous!
- NEVER impersonate a librarian, they take "stolen scholar" very seriously
- Do not attempt to hide from a librarian within its area of dominion; instead, ask at the information desk to be directed to the proper section for murders
- Do not leave bodies you are finished with strewn about haphazardly; instead, place them in the reshelving carts for proper handling
Library survival 101: safety first!
@australopithecus @lowqualityfacts
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