I've definitely seen it all, can't surprise m...

@RickiTarr Do they mean PREVENT, not PERVERT?

Asking for a friend. 🤦‍♀️

@JulieB I seriously have no idea lol
@JulieB @RickiTarr Was wondering that. Also wondering what the dog's noise has to do with it.
@adamcook @RickiTarr But they spelled 'tongue' correctly. They must have Googled that. 🤦‍♀️
@JulieB @RickiTarr I was wondering the same thing. This is an attempt at a public service announcement. I’m not sure the science is solid. It is as possible (more even) that the dog and person in question are both eating, drinking, breathing and marinating in carcinogens from their environment- maybe that’s the cause.🧐

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aha! you may have decoded the twisted intent here. (truly next-level lunacy)

@JulieB @RickiTarr that makes so much more sense. Thank you.
@RickiTarr This is America, the Beautiful.

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<Honey, I ordered the letters for the colon dog stuff. Can you hand them to me? What? Not enough "G's"? Well, shit. I bet they heard about it and are messin' with us goddammit!>

@RickiTarr what's cool is that this paranoid myth is based in fact -- bizarrely, some cancers in dogs are contagious... to other dogs, but not to humans

https://www.cam.ac.uk/research/news/male-dogs-four-times-more-likely-to-develop-contagious-cancer-on-nose-or-mouth-than-females

Male dogs four times more likely to develop contagious cancer on nose or mouth than females

Sniffing or licking other dogs’ genitalia – the common site of Canine Transmissible Venereal Tumour – can spread this unusual cancer to the nose and mouth.

University of Cambridge
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And never kiss a Tasmanian devil!
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Pretty sure he’s in that handicapped spot legitimately.
@RickiTarr @monorailtimes you blocked out the license plate but I assume Florida.
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We'll never know if cancer dog gets 10x more chance or 10x more cancer.... Or maybe something else entirely. Wherever you are Cancer Dog, I hope you have 10x the chance of surviving cancer that I do.

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I think the owner of that truck has brain cancer

@RickiTarr related to catturd?
@RickiTarr cancer dog, cancer dog, cancer dog get 10 times more cance than you an me!
@RickiTarr this person keeps their dogs chained up outside year round…
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He definitely perverted cancer
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Possibly Muslim. They hate dogs. At least not as pets, in the house etc... they are considered not clean. My sisters neighbor was a family of very devout muslims. Nicest people. One day her dog got loose (super friendly) and ran in to their house and then ran out. They wanted to charge my sister for professional cleaning service. They went from super, normal (just religious weird) to like... super religious weird in an instant. Found out later they got triggerd by jews too. eh.
@RickiTarr that’s not just a truck it’s a #vanifesto
@RickiTarr I've now got to worry about pervert cancer, great, regular cancer wasn't enough.
@RickiTarr well it is pretty clear they are parked in the correct spot.

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Omg 😂 😂 😂 I fkn missed that. I was focused...on the running out of either an H or an R in a pack of stencil lettering for mailboxes!

How can I look at this and have any hope for humanity at all? We ain't gonna make it.

And if I don't laugh, Imma be terrified.

@RickiTarr Well that's one way to get the message out. I definitely pay special attention to anything written with mailbox stickers on the back of a Silverado.
@RickiTarr It's like reading Time Cube IRL

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I don't know a lot, but I know when I see stuff like this, I filter it out after the accident gawk. What I do know...This "person" ran out of a letter. I've got it narrowed down to an H or an R. Stencil sets (Y'know...lettering for mailboxes and such) I can't determine which because it's an incoherent accident. Putting it at 50/50. 😂

All that to digest, and I'm playing puzzle games. It's a strange world. #strangeworld

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…in a handicapped parking slot…