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@lowqualityfacts This is why geese honk at the sunset: because they are tired and want to go to sleep.
@lowqualityfacts I had no idea you drove a BMW… 😳
@lowqualityfacts not only this, honking will also dissolve any traffic jam you're participating
@lowqualityfacts But the driver in front turns red and then grey as they slowly die inside.
@lowqualityfacts see also: engine revving

@lowqualityfacts Yes, but only if your horn is wired clockwise. Next time you are in a car shop, ask the mechanic "Is my horn wired clockwise?" and watch the reaction.

Do it...

I dare you...

@lowqualityfacts In the uk, at least in the early 90s, a lot of traffic lights had sensors in them so if they detected flashing lights they change. It was meant for emergency vehicles but if you knew that cheat code you could use it to stop you sitting in a stoplight for no good reason in the middle of the night. Just flash your headlights
@lowqualityfacts - Bro, in India, this is the way 🙏​
@lowqualityfacts Same with mashing the crosswalk button as a pedestrian.
@lowqualityfacts why i would want that ? we can just pass straight anyway 😂