hello land dog, i am water dog
@yurnidiot Do you remember the "hello milk dogs" meme?
@TG_Esq nope
@yurnidiot
It was a photo of a dog being licked by a group of dairy cows, with the caption "hello milk dogs, I am regular dog".
One of my fondest memories of internet content.
(Also the land dog and sea dog meeting is very cute. ๐Ÿ™‚)
@yurnidiot @TG_Esq Going to call cows milk dogs until my family makes me stop

@ColesStreetPothole @yurnidiot
Please do. I have been known to greet cows with "hello milk dogs, I am regular dog". ๐Ÿ„

I spent hours finding the original photo online once, and I feel obliged now to dig it out and recreate the original post.

@TG_Esq well now my breath is bated
@eljay Now the pressure of expectation. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
@TG_Esq @yurnidiot
Hello, milk dogs. I am regular dog. (It was on the site we no longer use.)
@ColesStreetPothole @yurnidiot
Oh bless you CSP, that's it! ๐Ÿ˜
That dog looks so happy among the milk dogs, the memory sustains me sometimes...
@TG_Esq @yurnidiot We all need to be regular dog among the milk dogs!

@yurnidiot
Henlo!

You are friend-shaped!

@yurnidiot wild snoot booper on the loose!
@yurnidiot Thatโ€™s a very chill dog.
@yurnidiot @lisamelton oh noooo that land dog is very unhappy with the attention from the sea dog!
@yurnidiot ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’ฏ
@yurnidiot Stop posting things like ths as cute please! The dog clearly is uncomfortable, I wonder why it doesn't get up and goes away but maybe the owner told it not to. The seal doesn't have to be friendly, this could also be claiming the dog as a resource. But I don't know much about seals. And please stop touching wild animals, everyone! Not good for them, not good for you.
@yurnidiot this seems dangerous for the dog. Why do people think wild animals are like pets?
@yurnidiot this doggo got the seal of approval
@yurnidiot yes, this is cute, but no, don't pet wild animals, especially ones with bitey pointy teeth
@yurnidiot That dog is supremely chill. Or possibly disabled. You can tell it's starting to lose it at the end there, though.
@yurnidiot @codinghorror It's not cool to interact with marine mammals this way. I can see that the sea lion is approaching the dog, but the person petting it is being very irresponsible. These are wild animals and should be left at a distance, for their safety, the pets' safety, and the safety of the humans. In addition to "just" biting, there's acclimation and disease vectors.
@yurnidiot The dog is like "Ok, that is inappropriate touching. That is just not appropriate."

@yurnidiot This must be what my dogs are hoping for when they charge from the beach, into the water towards a seal.

Note: It hasn't worked yet, seals dive every time.

@yurnidiot

Dunno if it would be why, but I saw something on the "morning" news (#qualified for "morning" news is not the same as "evening" news) about some sort of #unprecedented amount of #sealions [or otherwise] going up on public beaches.

the news #anchors were mocking the #humans as they complained of unexpected behavior from the wild animals when attempting to touch and pet them.