Carl T. BergstromWhen it imploded, the Titan was at way higher pressures than Venus's 92 ATM so I'd totally trust this longtermist dipshit to keep me safe in a 900 degree F sulfuric acid sea thirty million miles from earth.
Que@ct_bergstrom I’m in, teach them to talk, extend their life a bit, sounds like a good time to me.
Glenn Fleishman@ct_bergstrom Great photo!
IceNineBackward step for Corvid cognitive capacity - why?
LAUREN@ct_bergstrom They will eat him before second breakfasts.
Richie Enameller@ct_bergstrom i’m a strong supporter of his plans for 2032
thatdosbox@ct_bergstrom that first bullet point 😂
Insubstantial Pageant@ct_bergstrom
Oh, wait for it...
Oh, wait for it...
Nomi
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈@ct_bergstrom this is the Way
Orion 🏴☠️🐾⎇ 🔜 EF30@ct_bergstrom I'm happy to report that the second goal has been surpassed!
Nazani@ct_bergstrom
Giant ravens would eat us, & who could blame them.
Giant ravens would eat us, & who could blame them.
Tan@ct_bergstrom random ass-biology professor 🤔
Pax Ahimsa GethenI have a feeling that the crows I've been giving peanuts to on our balcony are smarter than some tech CEOs.
ETA: Love that you specified that you are the one on the left of the two images (as in the original; so easy to confuse humans with planets or corvids) 😆
Knut Morå@ct_bergstrom a hypothetical future civilization of hyperintelligent crows could harm uncountable billions of future humans if they turn out murderous-- this justifies an extensive and lavishly funded research program for sure!
Grant Canterbury@kdund @ct_bergstrom
Hyperintelligent crows in the future will simulate billions of copies of everyone today who opposes bringing hyperintelligent crows into existence, and peck their fingers. Ouch! Better support the meta-crow development project!
Roko's Corvus corax.
Hyperintelligent crows in the future will simulate billions of copies of everyone today who opposes bringing hyperintelligent crows into existence, and peck their fingers. Ouch! Better support the meta-crow development project!
Roko's Corvus corax.
Tim Macinta@ct_bergstrom - let's hear him out.
From Robin with Love
Ludovic Archivist LagouardetteNo no, that is a very valid dream compared to what the tech ass hats and some governments envision as the future. I can actually support that. I would 100% bring gifts of peeled nuts to the birds
Matunos
Mark Hoofnagle@ct_bergstrom Crow-tech slaps.
Lafncow 
Tony Cava@ct_bergstrom finally- a useful invention built in a garage!
Dreaming of dad jazz.@ct_bergstrom I for one welcome our new Hyper-Corvid masters
City Atlas@ct_bergstrom You forgot to be lit with green on one side and magenta on the other
Andrea Stocco (he/him)@ct_bergstrom Oh hell yes! If we are going to build a distopia, let's make it with corvids!
Warren Currie 🦠🦐@ct_bergstrom I particularly like how the image caption notes Carl Bergstrom is on the left instead of the photo of a raven.
Luis@ct_bergstrom I would like to see that.
Rowyn@ct_bergstrom but do tell us more about how the corvid paradise is coming along
please
Sammi@ct_bergstrom it's not difficult to see that the corvids are way more intelligent than this guy already.
fsnk 
this is the future that liberals want
Skiriki Fyxe@fsnk @ct_bergstrom I can see nothing but huge benefits in this future. Even cats must accept it.
flere-imsaho 🇺🇦@ct_bergstrom tech ceo level intelligence that's a low bar though, basically requires no social skills and ability to repeat phrases.
balletproof vest@ct_bergstrom @mawhrin Bergstrom more like Birdstrom
Katrien M Michiels@ct_bergstrom where's the Kickstarter page?
Kevin Davidson@ct_bergstrom Is this a guy that read #Seveneves and actually enjoyed the feverdream final third?
Psittacus cafeinaI'll put down two billion for uplifted UW crows thank you
Lee Dugatkin@ct_bergstrom the 2024 Caddy ad is gold
myrmepropagandistCan there be super intelligent ants too, please?
icasticoTaking from "Godel, Escher, Bach" - it is the colony that is the unit of intelligence, so, maybe there already are...
Robin Syl 🌸
@ct_bergstrom I for one support our corvid overlords