Tongass National Forest has a great sense of humor about "bear petting." ๐Ÿ˜œ Another place to visit on my bucket list. It's 16.7 million acres and is in Southeast near Juneau. I've been to Juneau, just not to the forest and I will NEVER pet a bear!
#Alaska #TongassNationalForest #DontPetBears
@MicheleV_AK I'm lucky to live where there are only black bears, and they run away if you speak harshly to them. They're cute but seeing them kind of gets your adrenaline going, so no petting attempted. I did try to pet a goose once and it whipped it's head around and bit me SO FAST. I had a huge bruise.
@baba_lilith I've seen one black bear in my life in the wild and I was sitting in my car. It is my fervent hope to never run into any kind of bear, especially a grizzly. Bears don't like us, but I do love them! If you want to see bears from a very safe distance: https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bears/brown-bear-salmon-cam-brooks-falls
Bear Cam - live from Brooks Falls in Katmai National Park | Explore.org

Watch LIVE as hundreds of Alaskan Brown Bears descend on a mile-long stretch of the Brooks River to feast on the largest Sockeye Salmon run in the world.

@MicheleV_AK I love those bears! Iโ€™ve seen black bears outside my house a couple times - I have to take down my bird feeders May to December. This is Walter from a few years back, he caught me with the feeders still up.
@baba_lilith Wow! I've never seen one in my yard, but I live in a populated area.
@MicheleV_AK Iโ€™m in the woods but I donโ€™t see wildlife very often because they have the whole woods to be in

@baba_lilith @MicheleV_AK

It takes years of meditation and prayer to get to the stage where you can pet a goose in safety (this is Trizin Hof of the Gooseparadise in the Netherlands, he set up a wildlife sanctuary and Buddhist temple)

@baba_lilith @MicheleV_AK

This is the goose paradise (there are currently 0 bears in the Netherlands, only in Germany, Italy, Switzerland, Romania and some other Central European countries)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbwTlkz9dIA

The geese from Sanctuary Akka's Ganzenparadijs (Geese Paradise) , on the new and fresh grass๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ’š

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@vfrmedia @MicheleV_AK Definitely a good place to have a grip on it! :)
@MicheleV_AK I'm no animal expert, but I suspect you don't need the word "Alaskan" in that title; I'm pretty sure the same chart applies to ALL bears! ๐Ÿ˜†
@SKleefeld I didn't make the flyer. Maybe contact Togass?
@MicheleV_AK "Selfies With the Bears". Coming only to Showtime...

@hugo @MicheleV_AK Here's what to do, if you are actually attacked by a bear:

If it's brown, get down.
If it's black, fight back.
If it's white, good night.

@proedie @hugo I hope to never, ever run into any bear out in the wild. They wouldn't have a chance to kill me because I would drop dead of a heart attack.

@MicheleV_AK @hugo In which case at least a brown bear would leave you alone allowing for an open coffin. ๐Ÿ‘

The black one would play with your body and tear it into pieces, while the white one would just eat you, I believe. ๐Ÿป๐Ÿปโ€โ„๏ธ

@proedie we have a good number of black bears around. For the most part they scoot if you surprise them with noise, or as they wife says she "uses her Mommy Voice". I wouldn't want to get up close enough to any bear to test out how they respond in that range, though.
@hugo I wouldn't put it to the test either if I can avoid it. ๐Ÿ˜…
@hugo ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ Definitely a good way to get killed.
@MicheleV_AK in Africa the signs were more direct "Sleep in an enclosed vehicle or lions and hyena may eat you"
@MicheleV_AK It's a great place. I used to live there (in Petersburg). Incidentally, if you've been to Juneau, then you have been in the Tongass. Almost all of Southeast Alaska is in the Forest.
@KSargent True enough! Thought about that after I posted. ๐Ÿ˜€
@MicheleV_AK And don't try to boop it in the nose like a cartoon bear. It won't make a noise like a clown car horn.
@MicheleV_AK You may pet the bear....exactly once.

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Tom Scott on YouTube has some very good videos on keeping bears wild. These two videos tell the story.

https://youtu.be/Xn_O2li_jpk

https://youtu.be/xq4ZkfojSis

And this is the place where Tom (and a bear) made some video.

https://www.grizzlydiscoveryctr.org/

If this survives for an hour, it passes the Bear Test.

At the Grizzly & Wolf Discovery Center in West Yellowstone, Montana, you can get a product certified as bear-resistant... by actual bears. โ–  The Center: http...

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my friend works as a ranger in an Alaska national park. I sent her this image and asked if it's from her park. she said no but it's a good idea because the visitors are stupid.
@hananc Yeh, some are very stupid and think they can "get away." Hell, people will get out of their cars on side of the road to get "close-up" photos of bears!
@MicheleV_AK @hananc
Sadly, some people do not learn (full transparency/admission: when we visited Yellowstone a few years ago, I originally โ€” on the east coast, before travelling โ€” did not think we would be anywhere that bear spray would be necessary. Our then 11-y.o. disagreed. To assuage him, I explored further once we got to West Yellowstone. I found out that I was wrong; everywhere outside town is bear spray country. We ran with it, hiked with it, camped with it.)
https://apnews.com/article/grizzly-bear-fatal-attack-montana-search-ddfb5c5f511831418b7cdaae843d08a2
Bear traps set for grizzly bear after fatal attack near Yellowstone National Park

Wildlife workers searching for a grizzly bear that killed a woman along a forest trail near Yellowstone National Park are setting bear traps for a third night in hopes of catching the bruin. Officials on Monday identified 48-year-old Amie Adamson, 48, of Derby, Kansas, as the victim of Saturdayโ€™s attack along the Montana-Idaho border. They say Adamson was hiking or running alone when she was fatally mauled. Rangers issued an emergency closure for areas of the Custer Gallatin National Forest. The closure did not include Yellowstone National Park. Since 2010, grizzlies in the Yellowstone region have killed at least nine people, but attacks remain rare.

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@MicheleV_AK @hananc
Obliquely related (or not) โ€” evidence compiled and analyzed from reported human-bear encounters shows how extremely effective bear spray is AND how ineffective โ€” often counterproductive โ€” guns are. Most people are poor shots at close range when frightened. Something to consider when there are cries of more guns for individual protection โ€” in the US, there are various legal policies (e.g., "stand your ground," "castle doctrine"). Anyway, enjoy (real) bears at a distance.
@RichStein @hananc We've never carried a gun or bear spray with us when out hiking. I don't really worry about bears because we use trails that are used by thousands of others. Bear encounters with humans are actually very rare and usually the fault of stupid humans. I always remember that we are encroaching on their habitat, not the other way around.
@MicheleV_AK @hananc
Agree with all of that. While out with the family it's not hard to be loud and visible on the trail. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Still, carrying a canister is a pretty small price if it affords comfort. We've never been in a situation where we needed it -- pots and pans in camp back this way have always been enough to scare away unwanted visitors (plus we'll bear bag food while in camp).
@RichStein @hananc I understand why others do it and everyone is entitled to protect themselves if they want to. I've just never felt the need and as I said, after 23 years, no issues. I was scolded for not owning a gun when I lived in a rural part of the state in a log cabin in the woods because "a bear might break down my door and kill me." Well, that never happened and I never saw a bear in my yard. I have great respect for this land and the wildlife that lives here, which is why I stick to well-traveled trails. To each his/her own. Now, if you read some crazy old woman was killed by a bear in Alaska...

@MicheleV_AK @hananc Hope NOT to read that headline. Please keep posting photos โ€” lucky for you and for us.

All best.

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Attached: 1 video That's an awesome swing! This bear mus be heavy. Write a positive review: "This swing was tested by bearsโ€

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@MicheleV_AK no boop the murderfloofen pls
@MicheleV_AK @Maddramaqueen "Skibbity pap, permanent nap" will be living rent free in my head forever now.

@MicheleV_AK Great poster!

I live in London, and was lucky enough to visit Juneau on business a few times several years ago.

On one visit, I had a day off and visited Mendenhall Glacier. (It was sunny and didn't rain, highly unusual!)

A black bear family was busy stuffing themselves silly with salmon, right next to the visitor boardwalks - it was an incredible experience.

I miss Juneau; the ravens, the eagles and the bears are wonderful!

@SteveIngamells What a wonderful experience! Juneau if beautiful; I've only been once...in winter!

@MicheleV_AK
My business then was to do with cruise ships, so winter in Juneau wasn't an option! I agree, it's a beautiful place, although a long trip from London.

Was it frozen cold when you were there, or just wet and slushy?

@SteveIngamells Compared to where I live, it wasn't all that cold. I was there in January so it was chilly and beautiful. I spent all of my time downtown as I didn't have a car, but I did get to see all of the downtown area. Spent a good bit of time at the Capitol while also attending meetings of the AK Democratic Party Convention. I would like to go back in the summer.

@MicheleV_AK I would say go back before or after the cruise ship season. It'll probably be raining anyway, but it's still lovely.

If you get chance, pop into the Hotel Baranoff bar and ask if they have got some more CD's - last time I was there all they had was Back to Black (great), Alright, Still (great) and Back to Bedlam (ahahahaha) and the staff were moaning about Brit music to a Brit.. :D

I just realised how loooong ago it was!