Another Angry WomanJul 25, 2023
it has come to my attention that many of my international followers were unaware that the black mirror episode where the prime minister (loosely based on david cameron) fucked a pig in fact aired several years before the news emerged that the prime minister (david cameron) had actually fucked a pig
Show threadAnother Angry Woman

and furthermore, the prime minister who actually did fuck a pig did not do it due to a hostage situation, but as an initiation for a uni drinking society.

the other difference between the black mirror episode and the time the prime minister actually fucked a pig was that the pig david cameron actually fucked was dead.

Jul 25, 2023 at 11:50pmWeb
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 26, 2023
so if you ever wonder why the british are so Like That, remember that in the last decade we have had five prime ministers and the objectively least terrible one was the one who actually fucked a pig to get into a posh club
Show threadNickJul 26, 2023
@stavvers And that, of the five PMs, two were in the pig fucking club, along with one finance minister.
Show threadDreaming of dad jazz.Jul 26, 2023
@Nickiquote @stavvers i just assumed it's a pigfucking club.
Show threadUrsidinoj/The BjornsdottirsJul 26, 2023
@stavvers how was dave decent
Show threadclacke: exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛Jul 26, 2023

@ellenor2000 @stavvers The bar wasn't "decent".

I thought "how could that possibly be true" and then I thought about the ones that came after and ... yeah ... "least terrible" tracks.

Show threadCubeJul 26, 2023
@stavvers kind of back and forth on cameron vs may and may i think was slightly less worse than cameron by sheer dint of she didn't really get much of anything done
Show threadJanne MorenJul 26, 2023

@Cube @stavvers
Also, May's postmortem interspecies copulation record is, as far as we know, better. Or worse, depending on where you stand on the matter.

Of course anything could have happened during a nighttime run through the fields. A deceased badger, a romantic moon, passion ignites, the music swells...

Show threadBonneMillieJul 26, 2023
@jannem @Cube @stavvers my view is that Cameron is the slightly better. He brought us to the door of chaos, but at least had the decency (in the end) to go “yeah, I’m not doing that”. May (and others) got the job entirely on their commitment to knowingly destroy the country. (Whether they delivered anything seems irrelevant - I feel like a basic requirement for all PMs should be a desire not to ruin the country they’re in charge of.)
Show threadShouty personJul 26, 2023

@PlanetMillie
Hard agree on all counts.

Cameron was the worst PM we’d ever had … until May.

May was the worst PM we’d ever had … until Johnson.

Johnson was the worst PM we’d ever had … until Truss.

Sunak ranks somewhere around May … objectively awful in every way, yet somehow not the worst.

Show threadBonneMillieJul 26, 2023
@clacksee Lol I agree with your ranking! Also, weirdly you popped up in my feed yesterday about Star Trek and I thought “Yey a Star Trek person” and now you’ve spoken to me 12 hours later, like the universe is nudging us to talk to each other!
Show threadShouty personJul 26, 2023
@PlanetMillie
Show threadCubeJul 26, 2023
@PlanetMillie @jannem @stavvers I dunno, I mean cameron was the implementer of austerity hell which as a disabled person is very at the forefront of my mind at all times, and I'm not sure if "I don't particularly want any of this poop I've created on my fingers seeya" is particularly admirable behaviour really
Show threadRobin StephensonAug 20, 2023
@Cube @PlanetMillie @jannem @stavvers that fucking whistle as he turned his back
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 26, 2023
@Cube yeah, this is actually a fair point
Show threadBlossomQueeryJul 26, 2023
@stavvers I think it's important to clarify that it was the pig's mouth, not the bum, just so these naifs can have their imaginations ruined in an accurate fashion
Show threaddonkey herder, fowl friendJul 26, 2023
@AnnaOverThere @stavvers gosh that definitely changes things, thanks for the update 😂
Show threadBernie The WordsmithJul 26, 2023
@stavvers WAIT IS IT LIKE IN THE BLACK MIRROR EPISODE?
Show threadsugarsh0tJul 26, 2023
@berniethewordsmith @stavvers I THOUGHT THAT WAS A WORK OF FICTION
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 26, 2023
@sugarsh0t @berniethewordsmith
https://masto.ai/@stavvers/110777394591386344
Another Angry Woman (@[email protected])

it has come to my attention that many of my international followers were unaware that the black mirror episode where the prime minister (loosely based on david cameron) fucked a pig in fact aired several years before the news emerged that the prime minister (david cameron) had actually fucked a pig

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Show threadsugarsh0tJul 26, 2023
@stavvers @berniethewordsmith W H A T
Show threadsugarsh0tJul 26, 2023
@stavvers @berniethewordsmith I THINK I NEED TO DO A DRUG NOW
Show threadRichard WebbJul 27, 2023
@sugarsh0t @berniethewordsmith @stavvers
A Johnson porkie?
Show threadnfJul 26, 2023
@stavvers you’d *think* that necro-bestiality would form some kind of line that would cause one to question whether the club is worth joining.
Show threadBen ToddJul 26, 2023

@stavvers

TBF, none of the others have been asked if they have. I fully expect at least one of them has violated a dead pig with his johnson.

Show threadJoão Tiago RebeloNov 13, 2023
@monkeyben and we know Johnson would have, that's one explanation on how he got that hairstyle and the constant need to lie, he was bitten... @stavvers
Show threadAnneleise HallJul 26, 2023
@stavvers Crikey 🐷
Show threadSteve WilliamsJul 26, 2023
@stavvers Dave Cameron methodically fucked us all, before he left the posh club.
Show threadMostlyTatoJul 26, 2023
@stavvers
Laugh of the day, thank you.
Show threadBernie The WordsmithJul 26, 2023
@stavvers 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Show threadan interesting bean Jul 26, 2023
@stavvers they never did make public what Liz truss did to those bath robes, did they?
Show threadpericatJul 26, 2023
@stavvers every time I hear about this I feel renewed pity for the pig.
Show threadDudula the DudAug 20, 2023
@stavvers It wasn't even to get into a club! It was an impromptu act for a cheap laugh.
Show threadc.reider Aug 20, 2023
@stavvers this doesn’t clear things up 🥴
Show threadJohn A RookeAug 20, 2023
@stavvers The least terrible? Cameron gets let off so lightly, but the chaos of the last few years is basically the outcome of his policies: austerity, running down health and social services, and his disastrous Brexit referendum. In addition, he was one of the imperialist gang who attempted regime change in Libya, causing ongoing civil war and fuelling the migration crisis. I'd rather have Loony Liz any day.
Show threadMatthewPCookeAug 20, 2023
@stavvers the fact that he was the least bad is entirely accurate and most of us assume the pig thing was true even if we didn’t read the articles about it - but it’s very hard to succinctly describe to a non British person why it’s not actually surprising to any of us that it’s all true.
Show threadMatthewPCookeAug 20, 2023
@stavvers also he was single handedly responsible for Britain leaving the EU - due to incompetence rather than a desire to leave the EU. But even factoring in the economic and reputational damage of that - he is still the least bad.
Show threadAviva GaryAug 20, 2023

@stavvers Thank you for this reminder... my day is now complete

(explains everything though)

Show threadPatricia AasNov 13, 2023
@stavvers I missed the pig thing and I feel quite lucky about that rn (ain’t no way I’m googling that)
Show threadAxel FoleyNov 13, 2023
@stavvers "British" really or English ?
Show threadAnother Angry WomanNov 13, 2023
@Roadwarrior29 you're right, the Scottish really don't find pig fucking hilarious and took it incredibly seriously and absolutely love every prime minister this country has had
Show threadThomNov 13, 2023
@stavvers wish I could feel smug over here in the US but well you know....waves hands.
Show threadCatherine is not complacentJul 25, 2023
@stavvers wait now, that was really a thing that happened?
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 25, 2023
@CatDragon yep, this is why the british are like that, this is our tier of scandals
Show threadCatherine is not complacentJul 25, 2023
@stavvers oh my giddy aunt.
Show threadSteve GisselbrechtJul 25, 2023

@stavvers @CatDragon

That's more than I really expected.

Show threadjoeziehmerJul 26, 2023
@CatDragon @stavvers wow, sounds like Benjamin Franklin and the sex clubs. Political scandals are as American Apple Pie and the fecking pesticides which cause me to get allergic reactions. Try hard to wash them off still hits me.
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 26, 2023
@joeziehmer @CatDragon I can fairly confidently say that none of your last five presidents have had sex with livestock, to the wide knowledge of the public.
Show threadjoeziehmerJul 26, 2023
@stavvers @CatDragon Trump is our wall of shame and it wouldn’t surprise any of us, if he’d of fathered Boris Johnson.
Show threadAndreaTvilling🙃🏳️‍⚧️🌈🌻🇺🇦🇪🇺Jul 26, 2023
@stavvers @joeziehmer @CatDragon previous preso of US had had something with Russian delegation here in Helsinki, and I'm not sure sex with dead animal would be worse. But well...
Show threadJennifedJul 26, 2023
@stavvers And we're here in the USA wishing our last president was only guilty of fucking a dead pig.
Show threadChris TurnbowJul 26, 2023
@stavvers
I am so desperately hoping that you are engaging in satire, and a little terrified that you aren't
Show threadCubeJul 26, 2023
@cturnbow @stavvers one thing that i will always remember fondly about the birdsite is when this dropped and we all had what was termed (first by stavvers i think actually?) as "pigfuck christmas"
Show threadChris TurnbowJul 26, 2023
@Cube @stavvers
Are you telling me that this really happened
I... wtf...
Show threadAdrian J. ChungJul 26, 2023
@Cube @cturnbow @stavvers
What I remember is Charlie Brooker finally admitting what everyone already suspected
https://nitter.nl/charltonbrooker/status/645720372109799424
Charlie Brooker (@charltonbrooker)

Shit. Turns out Black Mirror is a documentary series.

Nitter
Show threadJamie and the moreJul 26, 2023
@stavvers I may be grossed out for a bit.
Show threadCharlie StrossAug 20, 2023
@stavvers The Piers Gaveston Society, which itself is some next-order fuckery above and beyond Bullingdon Club level shit. Noted alumnus: Count Gottfried von Bismarck (RIP): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piers_Gaveston_Society
Piers Gaveston Society - Wikipedia

Show threadOriel Jutty Aug 20, 2023
@cstross @stavvers I wonder why Wikipedia calls him Count Gottfried von Bismarck-Schönhausen when his name was Gottfried Graf von Bismarck-Schönhausen.
By which I mean that "Graf von Bismarck-Schönhausen" is not a title, but a surname. As far as I know, all German titles of nobility were officially abolished in 1919 and folded into family names, so there are no German counts anymore.
Show threadNightshadeAug 26, 2023
@stavvers This is some serious Nine Inch Nails shit right here. I remember hearing something about this, but I thought it was just a rumor.
Show threadEve, Go Listen to Dead Channel SkyNov 13, 2023
@stavvers Another part of the Bullingdon club initiation was "burn a £50 note in front of a homeless person", a move which predicted the tory mode of governance, so really fucking a dead pig was the least of his crimes