Paul Asadoorian
I want to create one of those "fixer-upper" shows, but instead of homes, we'll come in and renovate your server room. I just can't think of an excellent name for the show...
Jul 22, 2023 at 1:18pmWeb
Show threadkolyaJul 22, 2023
@paulasadoorian The ugly duckling cable show
Show threadHal PomeranzJul 22, 2023
@paulasadoorian “Restore IT”, “Nothing But Net”, “Internet Intervention”
Show threadkv Jul 22, 2023
@paulasadoorian Internets: Fixing a series of tubes.
Show threadCharlesJul 22, 2023
@paulasadoorian “Server Hell”
“Pimp My Server Room”
Show threadDemocracy Dies in DumbassJul 22, 2023
@paulasadoorian "You have been served"
Show threadZach SanfordJul 22, 2023
@paulasadoorian Rack Restorers.
Show threadbarstewardJul 22, 2023
@paulasadoorian Down to the wire.
Show threadSpace RogueJul 22, 2023
@paulasadoorian I would watch this show.
Show thread@CrashNBurns Jul 22, 2023
@paulasadoorian Switch-eroo
Show threadSimple NomadJul 22, 2023
@paulasadoorian I've *done* this show! Well except for the fact that no one filmed it, and the big pay-off at the end was "Wow that looks so neat! While you're here, I've never been able to get my printer to work and my computer is slow, do you think you could help?"
Show threadTim HergertJul 22, 2023
@paulasadoorian
Ready Layer One.
New Kid on the 66 Block.
Show thread2xfoJul 22, 2023
@paulasadoorian
The Heart LAN
Show threadKévinJul 22, 2023

@paulasadoorian

Server Room Makeover
This Smart House

Show threadSaguaro LynxJul 22, 2023

@paulasadoorian

Besides the dangling cables, I shudder when viewing the wet floor in the corner, just under wall of devices, and when seeing 2 buckets on the floor. :- @

Comm. closets <> utility/cleaning closets!

Show threadJohn H "looking for work"    Jul 22, 2023
@paulasadoorian
How about:
Cabling Up
Server Room Hoarders
Dirty Cabling Jobs
My Little Server Room
Show threadChris of All TradesJul 22, 2023
@paulasadoorian Server Server.
Show threadAlec PerkinsJul 22, 2023
@paulasadoorian Rack Me Amadeus
Show threadBastian 🦊Jul 22, 2023
@paulasadoorian "the song of duct tape and shoelaces"
Show threadisotope239 🥸💻🇺🇦😣Jul 22, 2023
@paulasadoorian I would so watch this! Cable porn!
Show threadPonddropJul 22, 2023

@paulasadoorian

Are You Being Served?

Or my favourite:
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Show threadBart Champagne ON6BC Jul 22, 2023
@paulasadoorian My server room doesn't need a fexer-upper !
It's ehm *checks notes* security by obscurity !
Show threadNightyearJul 23, 2023
@paulasadoorian the MD of the MDF
Show threadMamba LevJul 23, 2023
@paulasadoorian I'd watch the shit out of that.
Show threadMeercat ✅ 
Jul 23, 2023
@paulasadoorian Argh what a mess
Show threadJos Jul 24, 2023

@paulasadoorian Now I'm picturing Mike Holmes walking into the server room, rolling his eyes and saying, "Non-plenum wiring? What were they *thinking*? Rip it out. Just rip it all out. We'll go Cat7 on this with fiber to the out-buildings..."

I actually had a similar idea watching 'Queer Eye' years ago — you'd have a team of professionals come in to help out a small business. You'd have the sysadmin guy who'd redo the servers, the network guy to redo the office networking, maybe the website guy to work on their online presence...call it "Geek Eye for the Straight Guy". :)

Show threadDec [{()}]Jul 24, 2023
@paulasadoorian
"Rack My Switch Up"