đŸ—ēī¸ Campaign 70 #dnd

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đŸ§ŋ Mrpeach, the Half-Orc Warlock
38.9%
đŸ’Ģ Eric, the Tiefling Sorcerer
22.2%
☯ Cs, the Elf Monk
16.7%
âš’ī¸ Toady, the Human Barbarian
22.2%
Poll ended at .
Our hero, Mrpeach, has arrived!
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You are safe in a town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
30%
🛒 Shop
63.3%
🛌 Long Rest (+â¤ī¸ +🎲)
6.7%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
0%
Poll ended at .
You asked for directions to a nearby shop.
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The shopkeeper nods in greeting as you enter, what would you like?
🎒
đŸ—Ąī¸ Dart [1d4+1, +3] đŸ›Ąī¸ Leather Armor [12]
đŸ—Ąī¸ Sickle [1d4+1, +3] ~ 1H L (-1đŸĒ™)
24%
âš”ī¸ Greatclub [1d8+1, +3] ~ 2H (-1đŸĒ™)
32%
đŸ›Ąī¸ Studded Leather Armor [13] (-40đŸĒ™)
44%
â†Šī¸ Back to Town
0%
Poll ended at .
You purchased the Studded Leather Armor and left the shop.
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You are safe in a small village, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
65.2%
🛒 Shop
34.8%
🛌 Long Rest (+â¤ī¸ +🎲)
0%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
0%
Poll ended at .
You embarked on a journey of adventure.
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Ahead of your path, you see a đŸĻ Crab
â¤ī¸ 1-4 ❕0 ✨ 10
âš”ī¸ Fight!
100%
đŸĨˇ Avoid
0%
â›ē Short Rest (+â¤ī¸ -🎲)
0%
đŸ˜ī¸ Go to Town
0%
Poll ended at .
You confronted the Crab!
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đŸĻ Crab
â¤ī¸â¤ī¸ 2/2
đŸ›Ąī¸ 11
❕0
✨ 10
0ī¸âƒŖ Chill Touch [1d8] âŦ‡ī¸
45.8%
1ī¸âƒŖ Hellish Rebuke [2d10]
8.3%
âš”ī¸ Melee, improvised [1d4]
41.7%
🏃 Run!
4.2%
Poll ended at .
You used your Spell Attack to hit the Crab for 7 damage.
You won the battle, killing the Crab.
+1đŸĒ™ +10✨
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In the distance you see a 🌱 Awakened Shrub
â¤ī¸ 3-18 ❕0 ✨ 10
https://dnd5eapi.co/api/images/monsters/awakened-shrub.png
âš”ī¸ Fight!
87%
đŸĨˇ Avoid
4.3%
â›ē Short Rest (+â¤ī¸ -🎲)
4.3%
đŸ˜ī¸ Go to Town
4.3%
Poll ended at .
You confronted the Awakened Shrub!
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🌱 Awakened Shrub
â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸ 11/11
đŸ›Ąī¸ 9
❕0
✨ 10
https://dnd5eapi.co/api/images/monsters/awakened-shrub.png
0ī¸âƒŖ Chill Touch [1d8] âŦ‡ī¸
19.4%
1ī¸âƒŖ Hellish Rebuke [2d10] âŦ†ī¸
67.7%
âš”ī¸ Melee, improvised [1d4]
6.5%
🏃 Run!
6.5%
Poll ended at .
You successfully hit the Awakened Shrub with your Spell Attack for 13 damage.
The Awakened Shrub died.
+1đŸĒ™ +10✨
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Ahead of your path, you see a đŸĻ Giant Weasel
â¤ī¸ 2-16 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
âš”ī¸ Fight!
86.7%
đŸĨˇ Avoid
6.7%
â›ē Short Rest (+â¤ī¸ -🎲)
3.3%
đŸ˜ī¸ Go to Town
3.3%
Poll ended at .
You engaged the Giant Weasel!
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đŸĻ Giant Weasel
â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸ 7/7
đŸ›Ąī¸ 13
❕1/8
✨ 25
0ī¸âƒŖ Chill Touch [1d8] âŦ‡ī¸
9.4%
0ī¸âƒŖ Eldritch Blast [1d10] âŦ‡ī¸
53.1%
âš”ī¸ Melee, improvised [1d4]
34.4%
🏃 Run!
3.1%
Poll ended at .
You managed to hit the Giant Weasel for 6 damage with your Spell Attack.
You were hit by the Giant Weasel's Bite attack, you took 7 damage.
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đŸĻ Giant Weasel
â¤ī¸đŸ–¤đŸ–¤đŸ–¤đŸ–¤đŸ–¤đŸ–¤ 1/7
đŸ›Ąī¸ 13
❕1/8
✨ 25
0ī¸âƒŖ Eldritch Blast [1d10] âŦ‡ī¸
43.8%
0ī¸âƒŖ Chill Touch [1d8] âŦ‡ī¸
15.6%
âš”ī¸ Melee, improvised [1d4]
40.6%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
The Giant Weasel used Bite, dealing 7 damage to you.
You went down for a moment, but managed to get back up.
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đŸĻ Giant Weasel
â¤ī¸đŸ–¤đŸ–¤đŸ–¤đŸ–¤đŸ–¤đŸ–¤ 1/7
đŸ›Ąī¸ 13
❕1/8
✨ 25
0ī¸âƒŖ Eldritch Blast [1d10] âŦ‡ī¸
36.1%
0ī¸âƒŖ Chill Touch [1d8] âŦ‡ī¸
11.1%
âš”ī¸ Melee, improvised [1d4]
44.4%
🏃 Run!
8.3%
Poll ended at .
You managed to hit the Giant Weasel for 5 damage with your Melee Attack.
You won the battle, killing the Giant Weasel.
+1đŸĒ™ +25✨
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You encounter a đŸĻ Camel
â¤ī¸ 6-24 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
âš”ī¸ Fight!
13.2%
đŸĨˇ Avoid
5.3%
â›ē Short Rest (+â¤ī¸ -🎲)
28.9%
đŸ˜ī¸ Go to Town
52.6%
Poll ended at .
You made the journey to a nearby town.
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The walls of a town provide a sense of security, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
2.4%
🛒 Shop
7.3%
🛌 Long Rest (+â¤ī¸ +🎲)
87.8%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
2.4%
Poll ended at .
You drifted off to sleep, regaining 12 hitpoints and 0 hitdice when you woke.
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You are safe in a small village, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
13.6%
🛒 Shop
84.1%
🛌 Long Rest (+â¤ī¸ +🎲)
2.3%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
0%
Poll ended at .
You found a shop.
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The shopkeeper nods in greeting as you enter, what would you like?
🎒
đŸ—Ąī¸ Dart [1d4+1, +3] đŸ›Ąī¸ Studded Leather Armor [13]
đŸ—Ąī¸ Dart [1d4+1, +3] ~ 1H T (-1đŸĒ™)
5.4%
đŸ›Ąī¸ Padded Armor [12] (+17đŸĒ™)
2.7%
đŸ›Ąī¸ Leather Armor [12] (+12đŸĒ™)
0%
â†Šī¸ Back to Town
91.9%
Poll ended at .
You left the shop.
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You find refuge in a bustling town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
70.7%
🛒 Shop
19.5%
🛌 Long Rest (+â¤ī¸ +🎲)
4.9%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
4.9%
Poll ended at .
You left with a sense of adventure.
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In the distance you see a 🧚 Blink Dog
â¤ī¸ 8-36 ❕1/4 ✨ 50
âš”ī¸ Fight!
57.1%
đŸĨˇ Avoid
40%
â›ē Short Rest (+â¤ī¸ -🎲)
0%
đŸ˜ī¸ Go to Town
2.9%
Poll ended at .
You engaged the Blink Dog!
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🧚 Blink Dog
â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸ 22/22
đŸ›Ąī¸ 13
❕1/4
✨ 50
0ī¸âƒŖ Eldritch Blast [1d10] âŦ‡ī¸
23.5%
1ī¸âƒŖ Hellish Rebuke [2d10]
58.8%
âš”ī¸ Melee, improvised [1d4]
0%
🏃 Run!
17.6%
Poll ended at .
You used your Spell Attack to hit the Blink Dog for 8 damage.
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🧚 Blink Dog
â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸đŸ–¤đŸ–¤đŸ–¤ 14/22
đŸ›Ąī¸ 13
❕1/4
✨ 50
0ī¸âƒŖ Chill Touch [1d8] âŦ‡ī¸
10.5%
0ī¸âƒŖ Eldritch Blast [1d10] âŦ‡ī¸
68.4%
âš”ī¸ Melee, improvised [1d4]
18.4%
🏃 Run!
2.6%
Poll ended at .
The Blink Dog attacked with its Bite, you took 3 damage.
You successfully hit the Blink Dog with your Spell Attack for 10 damage.
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🧚 Blink Dog
â¤ī¸â¤ī¸đŸ–¤đŸ–¤đŸ–¤đŸ–¤đŸ–¤đŸ–¤đŸ–¤đŸ–¤ 4/22
đŸ›Ąī¸ 13
❕1/4
✨ 50
0ī¸âƒŖ Chill Touch [1d8] âŦ‡ī¸
25%
0ī¸âƒŖ Eldritch Blast [1d10] âŦ‡ī¸
50%
âš”ī¸ Melee, improvised [1d4]
25%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
The Blink Dog attacked with its Bite, you took 2 damage.
You used your Spell Attack to hit the Blink Dog for 8 damage.
You won the battle, killing the Blink Dog.
+3đŸĒ™ +50✨
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You encounter a đŸĻ Giant Rat (Diseased)
â¤ī¸ 2-12 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
âš”ī¸ Fight!
31.8%
đŸĨˇ Avoid
2.3%
â›ē Short Rest (+â¤ī¸ -🎲)
52.3%
đŸ˜ī¸ Go to Town
13.6%
Poll ended at .
You took a short rest, restoring 5 hitpoints.
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Ahead of your path, you see a đŸĻ Constrictor Snake
â¤ī¸ 4-22 ❕1/4 ✨ 50
âš”ī¸ Fight!
84.4%
đŸĨˇ Avoid
9.4%
â›ē Short Rest (+â¤ī¸ -🎲)
3.1%
đŸ˜ī¸ Go to Town
3.1%
Poll ended at .
You engaged the Constrictor Snake!
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đŸĻ Constrictor Snake
â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸ 16/16
đŸ›Ąī¸ 12
❕1/4
✨ 50
0ī¸âƒŖ Eldritch Blast [1d10] âŦ‡ī¸
33.3%
1ī¸âƒŖ Hellish Rebuke [2d10]
59.5%
âš”ī¸ Melee, improvised [1d4]
4.8%
🏃 Run!
2.4%
Poll ended at .
You took 6 damage from the Constrictor Snake's Bite.
You successfully hit the Constrictor Snake with your Spell Attack for 5 damage.
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đŸĻ Constrictor Snake
â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸đŸ–¤đŸ–¤đŸ–¤ 11/16
đŸ›Ąī¸ 12
❕1/4
✨ 50
0ī¸âƒŖ Eldritch Blast [1d10] âŦ‡ī¸
51.3%
0ī¸âƒŖ Chill Touch [1d8] âŦ‡ī¸
0%
âš”ī¸ Melee, improvised [1d4]
2.6%
🏃 Run!
46.2%
Poll ended at .
The Constrictor Snake attacked with its Bite, you took 3 damage.
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đŸĻ Constrictor Snake
â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸â¤ī¸đŸ–¤đŸ–¤đŸ–¤ 11/16
đŸ›Ąī¸ 12
❕1/4
✨ 50
0ī¸âƒŖ Chill Touch [1d8] âŦ‡ī¸
2.9%
0ī¸âƒŖ Eldritch Blast [1d10] âŦ‡ī¸
47.1%
âš”ī¸ Melee, improvised [1d4]
2.9%
🏃 Run!
47.1%
Poll ended at .
@dungeons two choices: run or do an attack at disadvantage? RUN my people. (or grit your teeth and run into the jaws of defeat i guess?)
@cacophonated @dungeons This always seems to happen whenever we finish a long lived character - everyone forgets how to play at level one and just rams a bunch of chars into certain doom repeatedly.

@sarahv @dungeons Lol, that's totally true.

Also, we're a warlock with two ranged spells, but we went to the shop and bought DARTS of all things as our weapon. As a crew, we are so much smarter than that.

@cacophonated @dungeons He was actually born with a dart in his hand, IIRC. But folks chose to upgrade armor instead of buying a melee weapon.

@sarahv

Also, groups are inherently incapable of shopping twice.

cc: @cacophonated @dungeons