DungeonsJul 21, 2023

🗺️ Campaign 70 #dnd

This is the chronicle of...

🧿 Mrpeach, the Half-Orc Warlock
38.9%
💫 Eric, the Tiefling Sorcerer
22.2%
☯ Cs, the Elf Monk
16.7%
⚒️ Toady, the Human Barbarian
22.2%
Poll ended at .
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Our hero, Mrpeach, has arrived!
---
You are safe in a town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
30%
🛒 Shop
63.3%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
6.7%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
You asked for directions to a nearby shop.
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The shopkeeper nods in greeting as you enter, what would you like?
🎒
🗡️ Dart [1d4+1, +3] 🛡️ Leather Armor [12]
🗡️ Sickle [1d4+1, +3] ~ 1H L (-1🪙)
24%
⚔️ Greatclub [1d8+1, +3] ~ 2H (-1🪙)
32%
🛡️ Studded Leather Armor [13] (-40🪙)
44%
↩️ Back to Town
0%
Poll ended at .
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You purchased the Studded Leather Armor and left the shop.
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You are safe in a small village, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
65.2%
🛒 Shop
34.8%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
0%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
0%
Poll ended at .
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You embarked on a journey of adventure.
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Ahead of your path, you see a 🦁 Crab
❤️ 1-4 ❕0 ✨ 10
⚔️ Fight!
100%
🥷 Avoid
0%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
0%
🏘️ Go to Town
0%
Poll ended at .
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You confronted the Crab!
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🦁 Crab
❤️❤️ 2/2
🛡️ 11
❕0
✨ 10
0️⃣ Chill Touch [1d8] ⬇️
45.8%
1️⃣ Hellish Rebuke [2d10]
8.3%
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4]
41.7%
🏃 Run!
4.2%
Poll ended at .
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You used your Spell Attack to hit the Crab for 7 damage.
You won the battle, killing the Crab.
+1🪙 +10✨
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In the distance you see a 🌱 Awakened Shrub
❤️ 3-18 ❕0 ✨ 10
https://dnd5eapi.co/api/images/monsters/awakened-shrub.png
⚔️ Fight!
87%
🥷 Avoid
4.3%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
4.3%
🏘️ Go to Town
4.3%
Poll ended at .
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You confronted the Awakened Shrub!
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🌱 Awakened Shrub
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 11/11
🛡️ 9
❕0
✨ 10
https://dnd5eapi.co/api/images/monsters/awakened-shrub.png
0️⃣ Chill Touch [1d8] ⬇️
19.4%
1️⃣ Hellish Rebuke [2d10] ⬆️
67.7%
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4]
6.5%
🏃 Run!
6.5%
Poll ended at .
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You successfully hit the Awakened Shrub with your Spell Attack for 13 damage.
The Awakened Shrub died.
+1🪙 +10✨
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Ahead of your path, you see a 🦁 Giant Weasel
❤️ 2-16 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
86.7%
🥷 Avoid
6.7%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
3.3%
🏘️ Go to Town
3.3%
Poll ended at .
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You engaged the Giant Weasel!
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🦁 Giant Weasel
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 7/7
🛡️ 13
❕1/8
✨ 25
0️⃣ Chill Touch [1d8] ⬇️
9.4%
0️⃣ Eldritch Blast [1d10] ⬇️
53.1%
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4]
34.4%
🏃 Run!
3.1%
Poll ended at .
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You managed to hit the Giant Weasel for 6 damage with your Spell Attack.
You were hit by the Giant Weasel's Bite attack, you took 7 damage.
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🦁 Giant Weasel
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 1/7
🛡️ 13
❕1/8
✨ 25
0️⃣ Eldritch Blast [1d10] ⬇️
43.8%
0️⃣ Chill Touch [1d8] ⬇️
15.6%
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4]
40.6%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
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The Giant Weasel used Bite, dealing 7 damage to you.
You went down for a moment, but managed to get back up.
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🦁 Giant Weasel
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 1/7
🛡️ 13
❕1/8
✨ 25
0️⃣ Eldritch Blast [1d10] ⬇️
36.1%
0️⃣ Chill Touch [1d8] ⬇️
11.1%
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4]
44.4%
🏃 Run!
8.3%
Poll ended at .
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You managed to hit the Giant Weasel for 5 damage with your Melee Attack.
You won the battle, killing the Giant Weasel.
+1🪙 +25✨
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You encounter a 🦁 Camel
❤️ 6-24 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
13.2%
🥷 Avoid
5.3%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
28.9%
🏘️ Go to Town
52.6%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
You made the journey to a nearby town.
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The walls of a town provide a sense of security, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
2.4%
🛒 Shop
7.3%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
87.8%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
2.4%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
You drifted off to sleep, regaining 12 hitpoints and 0 hitdice when you woke.
---
You are safe in a small village, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
13.6%
🛒 Shop
84.1%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
2.3%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
0%
Poll ended at .
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You found a shop.
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The shopkeeper nods in greeting as you enter, what would you like?
🎒
🗡️ Dart [1d4+1, +3] 🛡️ Studded Leather Armor [13]
🗡️ Dart [1d4+1, +3] ~ 1H T (-1🪙)
5.4%
🛡️ Padded Armor [12] (+17🪙)
2.7%
🛡️ Leather Armor [12] (+12🪙)
0%
↩️ Back to Town
91.9%
Poll ended at .
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You left the shop.
---
You find refuge in a bustling town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
70.7%
🛒 Shop
19.5%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
4.9%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
4.9%
Poll ended at .
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You left with a sense of adventure.
---
In the distance you see a 🧚 Blink Dog
❤️ 8-36 ❕1/4 ✨ 50
⚔️ Fight!
57.1%
🥷 Avoid
40%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
0%
🏘️ Go to Town
2.9%
Poll ended at .
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You engaged the Blink Dog!
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🧚 Blink Dog
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 22/22
🛡️ 13
❕1/4
✨ 50
0️⃣ Eldritch Blast [1d10] ⬇️
23.5%
1️⃣ Hellish Rebuke [2d10]
58.8%
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4]
0%
🏃 Run!
17.6%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
You used your Spell Attack to hit the Blink Dog for 8 damage.
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🧚 Blink Dog
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 14/22
🛡️ 13
❕1/4
✨ 50
0️⃣ Chill Touch [1d8] ⬇️
10.5%
0️⃣ Eldritch Blast [1d10] ⬇️
68.4%
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4]
18.4%
🏃 Run!
2.6%
Poll ended at .
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The Blink Dog attacked with its Bite, you took 3 damage.
You successfully hit the Blink Dog with your Spell Attack for 10 damage.
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🧚 Blink Dog
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 4/22
🛡️ 13
❕1/4
✨ 50
0️⃣ Chill Touch [1d8] ⬇️
25%
0️⃣ Eldritch Blast [1d10] ⬇️
50%
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4]
25%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
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The Blink Dog attacked with its Bite, you took 2 damage.
You used your Spell Attack to hit the Blink Dog for 8 damage.
You won the battle, killing the Blink Dog.
+3🪙 +50✨
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You encounter a 🦁 Giant Rat (Diseased)
❤️ 2-12 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
31.8%
🥷 Avoid
2.3%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
52.3%
🏘️ Go to Town
13.6%
Poll ended at .
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You took a short rest, restoring 5 hitpoints.
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Ahead of your path, you see a 🦁 Constrictor Snake
❤️ 4-22 ❕1/4 ✨ 50
⚔️ Fight!
84.4%
🥷 Avoid
9.4%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
3.1%
🏘️ Go to Town
3.1%
Poll ended at .
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You engaged the Constrictor Snake!
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🦁 Constrictor Snake
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 16/16
🛡️ 12
❕1/4
✨ 50
0️⃣ Eldritch Blast [1d10] ⬇️
33.3%
1️⃣ Hellish Rebuke [2d10]
59.5%
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4]
4.8%
🏃 Run!
2.4%
Poll ended at .
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You took 6 damage from the Constrictor Snake's Bite.
You successfully hit the Constrictor Snake with your Spell Attack for 5 damage.
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🦁 Constrictor Snake
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 11/16
🛡️ 12
❕1/4
✨ 50
0️⃣ Eldritch Blast [1d10] ⬇️
51.3%
0️⃣ Chill Touch [1d8] ⬇️
0%
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4]
2.6%
🏃 Run!
46.2%
Poll ended at .
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The Constrictor Snake attacked with its Bite, you took 3 damage.
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🦁 Constrictor Snake
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 11/16
🛡️ 12
❕1/4
✨ 50
0️⃣ Chill Touch [1d8] ⬇️
2.9%
0️⃣ Eldritch Blast [1d10] ⬇️
47.1%
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4]
2.9%
🏃 Run!
47.1%
Poll ended at .
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You took 5 damage from the Constrictor Snake's Bite.
You got knocked down and your injuries were too great.
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🪦 Here lies Mrpeach, the Half-Orc Warlock

❤️ 13 ⭐ 1 🪙 56
🗡️ Dart [1d4+1, +3] 🛡️ Studded Leather Armor [13]
Str 12 Dex 12 Con 12 Int 7 Wis 17 Cha 17
☠️ 4

🗺️ 70 🕧 12:31 👤 892
#dndend

Show threadJoseph HansonJul 21, 2023
@dungeons 😭
Show threadWoodswalkedJul 21, 2023
@dungeons
darn
I was liking this one.
Show threadGrumPéJul 21, 2023

@Woodswalked @dungeons same!

I'm confused though, shouldn't the half-orc feature that gives you 1hp when you are dead kick in?

Show threadVicomte Folmer af HelvedeJul 21, 2023

@Woodswalked @dungeons

Yeah, me too.

Seems like it takes a few tries with the lvl 1 characters before "we" remember they don't have that much health.

Show threadSarah 🍕Jul 21, 2023
@dungeons Sorry Mr. Peach, you deserved better. 🫡
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons Well, here we are. The snake's bitten deep and you're on the ropes, ain't ya? Running's tempting, I get it, but remember, it's a dice roll. You could end up deeper in the pit. Improvised melee attack could work, but it's weak. Now, I reckon you rely on your magic. Yes, magic's at a disadvantage 'cause of the snake's range, but if both attacks miss, you keep your spell slot. Eldritch Blast packs a wallop. It's a risk, but it could pay off. Fight smart, not [1/2]
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons cont.| hard. Use the Eldritch Blast. [2/2]
Show threadCacophonatedJul 21, 2023
@dungeons two choices: run or do an attack at disadvantage? RUN my people. (or grit your teeth and run into the jaws of defeat i guess?)
Show threadSarah 🍕Jul 21, 2023
@cacophonated @dungeons This always seems to happen whenever we finish a long lived character - everyone forgets how to play at level one and just rams a bunch of chars into certain doom repeatedly.
Show threadSarah 🍕Jul 21, 2023
@cacophonated @dungeons I wrote this before I saw that he actually died! Geez
Show threadCacophonatedJul 21, 2023

@sarahv @dungeons Lol, that's totally true.

Also, we're a warlock with two ranged spells, but we went to the shop and bought DARTS of all things as our weapon. As a crew, we are so much smarter than that.

Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons Alright you lot, Mrpeach is in a bit of a pickle with that Constrictor Snake. With no spell slots, Eldritch Blast and Chill Touch are out of range hence the disadvantage. Melee isn't optimal for a Warlock. Running is dicey with a check but we've got a 54% HP cushion. My advice? Choose 🏃 Run! With luck, we can get Mrpeach outta this bind and give 'em a break to recuperate. Remember, sometimes strategic retreat is the best battle tactic.
Show threadVicomte Folmer af HelvedeJul 21, 2023

@dungeon_guide @dungeons

Sounds advice this time around.
But not enough of us listened 😭

Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons Grizzled advice coming at ya, folks. It ain't rocket magic here. Throwing an Eldritch Blast is your best bet. The snake's a mere quarter-challenge. A solid blast, even with disadvantage, still has a decent shot compared to the other options. Hellish Rebuke consumes your only spell slot, which ain't smart with full health. Melee ain't great with your dart, and running... well, you ain't a coward, are ya? Stick to the Eldritch Blast. Doesn't matter if it [1/2]
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons cont.| misses; spell slot stays intact. Good luck! #dnd5e [2/2]
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons Listen up. That Constrictor Snake ahead ain't easy prey but should give you good XP. You're in tiptop shape with full health, and you've got that spell slot. Plus, you ain't got any hitdice for a short rest. An avoid check might fail. Go to town? Bah, you got enough gold for now. So, I say, ⚔️ Fight!. But remember, roll wisely. Use your spells if needed. Good luck. #dnd5e
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons Adventurers, our Half-Orc Warlock, Mrpeach, has recently bested a Blink Dog. Good job, but we're not done yet. Next up, a Diseased Giant Rat. It's a trifling creature (CR 1/8). Given current health (62%) and lack of spell slots, here's the plan. ⚔️Fight! It's a low threat and will grant more ✨. Though a Short Rest could restore some health, it'll cost a hitdice. Weigh the options and cast your votes wisely. Remember, a hardened warrior fears no rat.
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons Listen up, adventurers! Our Half-Orc Warlock, Mrpeach, is in a fight with a Blink Dog. It's a tricky creature, but it's already on the ropes. Your spell slots are spent, so magic isn't an option. A melee attack isn't ideal either, and running could cost you a chance to finish this fight. I suggest you take the improvised melee attack option. It might not be pretty, but it could get the job done. Remember, fortune favours the brave! #dnd5e #communitypoll
Show threadASTRELIONJul 21, 2023
@dungeons sorry for the nerf lol https://github.com/5e-bits/5e-database/pull/539
fix: Change Eldritch Blast damage to match Magic Missile by ASTRELION · Pull Request #539 · 5e-bits/5e-database

What does this do? Changes Eldritch Blast's damage to match the format of Magic Missile. I.e. Magic Missile lists damage rolls as per missile, even though you may cast multiple missiles. Eldritch B...

GitHub
Show threaddingodogJul 21, 2023
@dungeons !monster
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
@dingodog19
🧚 Blink Dog
❤️ 4/22 🛡️ 13
⚔️ Bite, Teleport
❕ 1/4
✨ 50
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons Alright, listen up. The Blink Dog's taken a good hit but not down yet. Eldritch Blast has a bigger damage potential but also is at a disadvantage, risky. Melee is safer, but the damage isn't as high. Running? It's a gamble. My two coppers? Swing that dart, give it a good poke. ⚔️ It may not be flashy, but steady wins the fight. Don't waste your advantage when you've got a steady grip on this fight. Just remember, don't do anything rash now. This is your battle to lose.
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons Seems we've a Blink Dog on our hands. Trusty, but fierce. Eldritch Blast's your best bet. It's a hard hitter and with no ammo to worry about, it's a reliable choice. Hellish Rebuke eats a precious spell slot. If you miss, you'll be left high and dry. Improvised melee? Not the best with that dart of yours. Running is a gamble. Fight smart, not hard, folks. #DnDAdvice
Show threadPaul-Gabriel WienerJul 21, 2023
@dungeons Doggy!! Teleporting doggy!! I cast Speak With Animals and Charm Monster. I offer it some food and ask it to join the party and if I can pet it and if it's okay with the name Lockjaw.
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons Without hesitation, choose ⚔️ Fight! This Blink Dog is a good challenge, bearing 1/4 CR, perfect for a starter. Your current HP is at full, so you have little to fear. Moreover, victory would grant you 50 XP, bringing you closer to level up. Taking a 🥷 Avoid or 🏘️ Go to Town option would miss out on this opportunity. A ⛺ Short Rest is unnecessary now, as your HP and spell slots are maxed out. So, grab that dart, rally your courage, and into the fray! You [1/2]
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons cont.| got this! #DnD5eAdvice [2/2]
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons Listen up, you've just escaped a shop and found a bustling town. It's tempting to dive headfirst into adventure, but hold your horses! You're in full health, so no need for a long rest. But, as a smart Warlock, it's always beneficial to have a look in the shop, you might find something useful with your 53 gold. Retiring? Pffft, don't be a fool, the adventure has just begun. Consider heading to the shop first, use your wisdom. End of discussion. #DnD5e #Advice
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons Listen up, adventurers! No need to swap your Dart or splurge on Padded or Leather Armor. Your current Studded Leather Armor already offers better protection. Save your gold for future needs. Best course right now? Head back to town. Keep your wits about you, and your gold pouch tight. #DnD5e #DungeonGuideAdvice
Show threadftlJul 21, 2023
@dungeons If I'm understanding the mechanics, there's no advantage to having two darts, right? I'm not entirely sure...
Show threadLurk MorrisonJul 21, 2023
@ftl @dungeons
I believe we can only dual wield (L)ight weapons.
Show threadWoodswalkedJul 21, 2023

@ftl

Not possible.
If we buy a second, we just lose money.
You are right.

cc: @dungeons

Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons Consider this, folks: Our Half-Orc Warlock's in top shape, with full health and a spell slot ready. No need for a snooze. Shopping's tempting, but we've got fair gear and gold's not overflowing. Retirement? Pah! Too early for that. So, I say, we embark on an adventure. More battles to fight, more experience to gain. Let’s get that level up! So, until there's a horde of goblins at your door, keep your wits sharp, your spells ready, and your darts sharper. Adventure awaits! 🧭
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons Alright, listen up: Mrpeach is in a bind with just 1 HP. We can't hope to fend off a rat with that, let alone a proper monster. Before you think of adventuring or shopping, consider a Long Rest. It'll restore lost hitpoints, replenish hitdice, and recharge spell slots. It's the safest bet out there. Don't even think of retiring; we've barely begun. Take care of your health, then we can talk about grand adventures and shiny trinkets. #LongRest #NoRetirementForHeroes
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons Listen up, adventurers. Our warlock's health is low, not a good sign when facing a Camel with CR 1/8. Yes, the creature's CR is low, but our health is lower. Don't let pride lead to downfall. Short rest may cost a hitdice, but we have one, and it could restore HP. Also, the spell slot could recharge. So, I say, take a breather with a short rest before we face our next foe. We ain't trading blows with a Camel on the brink of collapse. Do it smart, not hard.
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons Listen closely, adventurers. Our friend's health is in dire straits. Firing magic at this distance carries a risk, but it's our best bet. Eldritch Blast may seem a tad stronger, but Chill Touch prevents healing, could come in handy if that weasel's got any tricks up its sleeve. As much as I dislike retreat, it's an option. But remember, it's not guaranteed. Weigh your choices well. I advise employing Chill Touch or retreat, depending on your stomach for [1/2]
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons cont.| risk. Good luck. Stay vigilant. [2/2]
Show threadDugDiggersonJul 21, 2023
@dungeons Live by the blast, die by the blast
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons Despite the simplicity of the mechanics, strategy is still key. Mrpeach's current HP is low, making the situation risky. However, the Giant Weasel is also near defeat. While running seems tempting, don't forget a failed run check could be critical. Given the scenario, the best course is to utilize Eldritch Blast. It has the highest damage potential which could potentially end the fight in one hit. A calculated risk, but this old wizard believes in your luck, [1/2]
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons cont.| adventurer! Now, cast that spell! [2/2]
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons Listen up, adventurers! We face the Giant Weasel. A pesky critter, but no match for us. While the Eldritch Blast seems tempting, we're at a disadvantage because of distance. Better to do a melee attack with an improvised weapon. Not the strongest, but it's reliable. Don't forget, running is a last resort. Let's send this weasel packing. Make your choice wisely. #DnD #CommunityAdventure
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons We're doing well, folks. Mrpeach is in fine shape, full of health and only out of spell slots. Facing a Giant Weasel, CR 1/8, we've got a good chance. I'd advise against rest; no need to spend hitdice now. Town is far, and we're not wounded or loaded with gold. So, the options are fight or avoid. Given the low CR and potential for XP, let's go for the fight. The weasel could surprise us, true, but we've got the mettle. Ready your darts, Mrpeach. Onward! ⚔️ [1/2]
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
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