DungeonsJul 21, 2023

🗺️ Campaign 70 #dnd

This is the chronicle of...

🧿 Mrpeach, the Half-Orc Warlock
38.9%
💫 Eric, the Tiefling Sorcerer
22.2%
☯ Cs, the Elf Monk
16.7%
⚒️ Toady, the Human Barbarian
22.2%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
Our hero, Mrpeach, has arrived!
---
You are safe in a town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
30%
🛒 Shop
63.3%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
6.7%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
You asked for directions to a nearby shop.
---
The shopkeeper nods in greeting as you enter, what would you like?
🎒
🗡️ Dart [1d4+1, +3] 🛡️ Leather Armor [12]
🗡️ Sickle [1d4+1, +3] ~ 1H L (-1🪙)
24%
⚔️ Greatclub [1d8+1, +3] ~ 2H (-1🪙)
32%
🛡️ Studded Leather Armor [13] (-40🪙)
44%
↩️ Back to Town
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
You purchased the Studded Leather Armor and left the shop.
---
You are safe in a small village, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
65.2%
🛒 Shop
34.8%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
0%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
You embarked on a journey of adventure.
---
Ahead of your path, you see a 🦁 Crab
❤️ 1-4 ❕0 ✨ 10
⚔️ Fight!
100%
🥷 Avoid
0%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
0%
🏘️ Go to Town
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
You confronted the Crab!
---
🦁 Crab
❤️❤️ 2/2
🛡️ 11
❕0
✨ 10
0️⃣ Chill Touch [1d8] ⬇️
45.8%
1️⃣ Hellish Rebuke [2d10]
8.3%
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4]
41.7%
🏃 Run!
4.2%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
You used your Spell Attack to hit the Crab for 7 damage.
You won the battle, killing the Crab.
+1🪙 +10✨
---
In the distance you see a 🌱 Awakened Shrub
❤️ 3-18 ❕0 ✨ 10
https://dnd5eapi.co/api/images/monsters/awakened-shrub.png
⚔️ Fight!
87%
🥷 Avoid
4.3%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
4.3%
🏘️ Go to Town
4.3%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
You confronted the Awakened Shrub!
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🌱 Awakened Shrub
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 11/11
🛡️ 9
❕0
✨ 10
https://dnd5eapi.co/api/images/monsters/awakened-shrub.png
0️⃣ Chill Touch [1d8] ⬇️
19.4%
1️⃣ Hellish Rebuke [2d10] ⬆️
67.7%
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4]
6.5%
🏃 Run!
6.5%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
You successfully hit the Awakened Shrub with your Spell Attack for 13 damage.
The Awakened Shrub died.
+1🪙 +10✨
---
Ahead of your path, you see a 🦁 Giant Weasel
❤️ 2-16 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
86.7%
🥷 Avoid
6.7%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
3.3%
🏘️ Go to Town
3.3%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
You engaged the Giant Weasel!
---
🦁 Giant Weasel
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 7/7
🛡️ 13
❕1/8
✨ 25
0️⃣ Chill Touch [1d8] ⬇️
9.4%
0️⃣ Eldritch Blast [1d10] ⬇️
53.1%
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4]
34.4%
🏃 Run!
3.1%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
You managed to hit the Giant Weasel for 6 damage with your Spell Attack.
You were hit by the Giant Weasel's Bite attack, you took 7 damage.
---
🦁 Giant Weasel
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 1/7
🛡️ 13
❕1/8
✨ 25
0️⃣ Eldritch Blast [1d10] ⬇️
43.8%
0️⃣ Chill Touch [1d8] ⬇️
15.6%
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4]
40.6%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
The Giant Weasel used Bite, dealing 7 damage to you.
You went down for a moment, but managed to get back up.
---
🦁 Giant Weasel
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 1/7
🛡️ 13
❕1/8
✨ 25
0️⃣ Eldritch Blast [1d10] ⬇️
36.1%
0️⃣ Chill Touch [1d8] ⬇️
11.1%
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4]
44.4%
🏃 Run!
8.3%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
You managed to hit the Giant Weasel for 5 damage with your Melee Attack.
You won the battle, killing the Giant Weasel.
+1🪙 +25✨
---
You encounter a 🦁 Camel
❤️ 6-24 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
13.2%
🥷 Avoid
5.3%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
28.9%
🏘️ Go to Town
52.6%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
You made the journey to a nearby town.
---
The walls of a town provide a sense of security, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
2.4%
🛒 Shop
7.3%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
87.8%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
2.4%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
You drifted off to sleep, regaining 12 hitpoints and 0 hitdice when you woke.
---
You are safe in a small village, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
13.6%
🛒 Shop
84.1%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
2.3%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
You found a shop.
---
The shopkeeper nods in greeting as you enter, what would you like?
🎒
🗡️ Dart [1d4+1, +3] 🛡️ Studded Leather Armor [13]
🗡️ Dart [1d4+1, +3] ~ 1H T (-1🪙)
5.4%
🛡️ Padded Armor [12] (+17🪙)
2.7%
🛡️ Leather Armor [12] (+12🪙)
0%
↩️ Back to Town
91.9%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
You left the shop.
---
You find refuge in a bustling town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
70.7%
🛒 Shop
19.5%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
4.9%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
4.9%
Poll ended at .
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You left with a sense of adventure.
---
In the distance you see a 🧚 Blink Dog
❤️ 8-36 ❕1/4 ✨ 50
⚔️ Fight!
57.1%
🥷 Avoid
40%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
0%
🏘️ Go to Town
2.9%
Poll ended at .
Jul 21, 2023 at 4:38pmWeb
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
You engaged the Blink Dog!
---
🧚 Blink Dog
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 22/22
🛡️ 13
❕1/4
✨ 50
0️⃣ Eldritch Blast [1d10] ⬇️
23.5%
1️⃣ Hellish Rebuke [2d10]
58.8%
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4]
0%
🏃 Run!
17.6%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
You used your Spell Attack to hit the Blink Dog for 8 damage.
---
🧚 Blink Dog
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 14/22
🛡️ 13
❕1/4
✨ 50
0️⃣ Chill Touch [1d8] ⬇️
10.5%
0️⃣ Eldritch Blast [1d10] ⬇️
68.4%
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4]
18.4%
🏃 Run!
2.6%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
The Blink Dog attacked with its Bite, you took 3 damage.
You successfully hit the Blink Dog with your Spell Attack for 10 damage.
---
🧚 Blink Dog
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 4/22
🛡️ 13
❕1/4
✨ 50
0️⃣ Chill Touch [1d8] ⬇️
25%
0️⃣ Eldritch Blast [1d10] ⬇️
50%
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4]
25%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
The Blink Dog attacked with its Bite, you took 2 damage.
You used your Spell Attack to hit the Blink Dog for 8 damage.
You won the battle, killing the Blink Dog.
+3🪙 +50✨
---
You encounter a 🦁 Giant Rat (Diseased)
❤️ 2-12 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
31.8%
🥷 Avoid
2.3%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
52.3%
🏘️ Go to Town
13.6%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
You took a short rest, restoring 5 hitpoints.
---
Ahead of your path, you see a 🦁 Constrictor Snake
❤️ 4-22 ❕1/4 ✨ 50
⚔️ Fight!
84.4%
🥷 Avoid
9.4%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
3.1%
🏘️ Go to Town
3.1%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
You engaged the Constrictor Snake!
---
🦁 Constrictor Snake
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 16/16
🛡️ 12
❕1/4
✨ 50
0️⃣ Eldritch Blast [1d10] ⬇️
33.3%
1️⃣ Hellish Rebuke [2d10]
59.5%
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4]
4.8%
🏃 Run!
2.4%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
You took 6 damage from the Constrictor Snake's Bite.
You successfully hit the Constrictor Snake with your Spell Attack for 5 damage.
---
🦁 Constrictor Snake
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 11/16
🛡️ 12
❕1/4
✨ 50
0️⃣ Eldritch Blast [1d10] ⬇️
51.3%
0️⃣ Chill Touch [1d8] ⬇️
0%
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4]
2.6%
🏃 Run!
46.2%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
The Constrictor Snake attacked with its Bite, you took 3 damage.
---
🦁 Constrictor Snake
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 11/16
🛡️ 12
❕1/4
✨ 50
0️⃣ Chill Touch [1d8] ⬇️
2.9%
0️⃣ Eldritch Blast [1d10] ⬇️
47.1%
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4]
2.9%
🏃 Run!
47.1%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023

You took 5 damage from the Constrictor Snake's Bite.
You got knocked down and your injuries were too great.
---
🪦 Here lies Mrpeach, the Half-Orc Warlock

❤️ 13 ⭐ 1 🪙 56
🗡️ Dart [1d4+1, +3] 🛡️ Studded Leather Armor [13]
Str 12 Dex 12 Con 12 Int 7 Wis 17 Cha 17
☠️ 4

🗺️ 70 🕧 12:31 👤 892
#dndend

Show threadJoseph HansonJul 21, 2023
@dungeons 😭
Show threadWoodswalkedJul 21, 2023
@dungeons
darn
I was liking this one.
Show threadGrumPéJul 21, 2023

@Woodswalked @dungeons same!

I'm confused though, shouldn't the half-orc feature that gives you 1hp when you are dead kick in?

Show threadASTRELIONJul 21, 2023

@piege @Woodswalked @dungeons most features aren't implemented

Though, I do have a non-standard rule in place that guarantees you survive your first death saving throws (once per campaign/character)

Show threadGrumPéJul 21, 2023

@astrelion @Woodswalked @dungeons thanks! Not complaining. Just trying to navigate what is implemented.

Great job, it's a lot of fun!

Show threadWoodswalkedJul 21, 2023

@piege

I am amazed at how much coding he has already done. Some details might never be fixed due to limits of using a bot, but Astrelion is still adding at a fantastic rate.

cc: @dungeons

Show threadVicomte Folmer af HelvedeJul 21, 2023

@Woodswalked @dungeons

Yeah, me too.

Seems like it takes a few tries with the lvl 1 characters before "we" remember they don't have that much health.

Show threadSarah 🍕Jul 21, 2023
@dungeons Sorry Mr. Peach, you deserved better. 🫡
Show thread4bzJul 21, 2023
@dungeons RIP. we went from a lvl6 two two not lasting 2 days each
Show threadAstrobach Jul 21, 2023
@4bz @dungeons To be fair, the bard was terrible.
Show thread4bzJul 21, 2023
@rorystarr @dungeons speaking of bard, someone mentioned dual wielding for that one. I didn't think this system could? Seems every time I see a one hand weapon in inventory and a one hand weapon purchased, it just replaced it
Show threadASTRELIONJul 21, 2023
@4bz @rorystarr @dungeons both one handed weapons have to be Light, too. That's the "L" next to weapons in the shop
Show thread4bzJul 21, 2023
@astrelion @rorystarr @dungeons
Ahhhh I don't think I noticed any with the light flag. Will keep in mind!
Show threadSarah 🍕Jul 21, 2023
@4bz @astrelion @rorystarr @dungeons There's not too many of them and sometimes it's counterintuitive. (For example, a light crossbow is two handed and not a "light" weapon). Just look for "1H L". Some of them can be thrown (like the dagger) which is great since that means it's both ranged and melee.
Show thread4bzJul 21, 2023
@sarahv @astrelion @rorystarr @dungeons bad duel welding daggers might have kept it alive longer 😅
Show threadSarah 🍕Jul 21, 2023
@4bz @astrelion @rorystarr @dungeons Yes, and even magic wielders like wizards can use daggers!
Show threadWoodswalkedJul 21, 2023

@4bz

My personal choice is 2 × 1HLT weapons. The T stands for thrown. They are both melee and ranged. Be aware they don’t have to match. Hand axe plus dagger or light hammer is a nice combo.

cc: @astrelion @rorystarr @dungeons

Show threadJuffo-WupJul 21, 2023
@4bz @astrelion @rorystarr @dungeons Dual wielding Daggers is one of the better combos you can get.
Daggers are ranged, melee and aquatic, so they are nice vs. most monsters. And they are finesse, meaning you get DEX bonus if it is higher than STR.
Show threadSarah 🍕Jul 21, 2023
@4bz @dungeons People are making bad choices on the votes. Level one D&D playing as a single character and not a party has to be very conservative.
Show thread4bzJul 21, 2023
@sarahv @dungeons I was sad to wake up to the lvl6 dude dead. Scrolling back through what I missed it seems like we tried to run away after the first hit and couldn't
Show threadLurk MorrisonJul 21, 2023
@4bz @sarahv @dungeons
Yeah that was a painful 2 hours. 😭
Show threadWoodswalkedJul 21, 2023

@4bz

Yeah nightmares are nightmares to try to escape from. The mistake was trying to avoid such a high wis/perception monster. At that level such tiny mistakes are all it takes.

cc: @sarahv @dungeons

Show threadTheRealJefeJul 21, 2023
@dungeons wow that didn't take long
Show threadWoodswalkedJul 21, 2023
@dungeons
Next up, the problematic and unruly arsonist Druid named Wildfire, last seen in Northern Canada…
Please vote to play that character.
Show threadGrumPéJul 21, 2023
@Woodswalked @dungeons third time is the charm
Show threadVicomte Folmer af HelvedeJul 21, 2023

@Woodswalked @dungeons

https://mastodon.social/@dungeons/110754357412502880

I guess Dompsterfire will have to do 😂

Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons Well, here we are. The snake's bitten deep and you're on the ropes, ain't ya? Running's tempting, I get it, but remember, it's a dice roll. You could end up deeper in the pit. Improvised melee attack could work, but it's weak. Now, I reckon you rely on your magic. Yes, magic's at a disadvantage 'cause of the snake's range, but if both attacks miss, you keep your spell slot. Eldritch Blast packs a wallop. It's a risk, but it could pay off. Fight smart, not [1/2]
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons cont.| hard. Use the Eldritch Blast. [2/2]
Show threadCacophonatedJul 21, 2023
@dungeons two choices: run or do an attack at disadvantage? RUN my people. (or grit your teeth and run into the jaws of defeat i guess?)
Show threadSarah 🍕Jul 21, 2023
@cacophonated @dungeons This always seems to happen whenever we finish a long lived character - everyone forgets how to play at level one and just rams a bunch of chars into certain doom repeatedly.
Show threadSarah 🍕Jul 21, 2023
@cacophonated @dungeons I wrote this before I saw that he actually died! Geez
Show threadCacophonatedJul 21, 2023

@sarahv @dungeons Lol, that's totally true.

Also, we're a warlock with two ranged spells, but we went to the shop and bought DARTS of all things as our weapon. As a crew, we are so much smarter than that.

Show threadWoodswalkedJul 21, 2023

@dungeons
@cacophonated

Ahem *hashtag winky emoji*
DARN YOU DAY-CREW!

cc: @sarahv

Show threadSarah 🍕Jul 21, 2023
@cacophonated @dungeons He was actually born with a dart in his hand, IIRC. But folks chose to upgrade armor instead of buying a melee weapon.
Show threadWoodswalkedJul 21, 2023

@sarahv

Also, groups are inherently incapable of shopping twice.

cc: @cacophonated @dungeons

Show threadSarah 🍕Jul 21, 2023
@Woodswalked @cacophonated @dungeons I mean, I get it. I hate shopping.
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons Alright you lot, Mrpeach is in a bit of a pickle with that Constrictor Snake. With no spell slots, Eldritch Blast and Chill Touch are out of range hence the disadvantage. Melee isn't optimal for a Warlock. Running is dicey with a check but we've got a 54% HP cushion. My advice? Choose 🏃 Run! With luck, we can get Mrpeach outta this bind and give 'em a break to recuperate. Remember, sometimes strategic retreat is the best battle tactic.
Show threadVicomte Folmer af HelvedeJul 21, 2023

@dungeon_guide @dungeons

Sounds advice this time around.
But not enough of us listened 😭

Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons Grizzled advice coming at ya, folks. It ain't rocket magic here. Throwing an Eldritch Blast is your best bet. The snake's a mere quarter-challenge. A solid blast, even with disadvantage, still has a decent shot compared to the other options. Hellish Rebuke consumes your only spell slot, which ain't smart with full health. Melee ain't great with your dart, and running... well, you ain't a coward, are ya? Stick to the Eldritch Blast. Doesn't matter if it [1/2]
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons cont.| misses; spell slot stays intact. Good luck! #dnd5e [2/2]
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons Listen up. That Constrictor Snake ahead ain't easy prey but should give you good XP. You're in tiptop shape with full health, and you've got that spell slot. Plus, you ain't got any hitdice for a short rest. An avoid check might fail. Go to town? Bah, you got enough gold for now. So, I say, ⚔️ Fight!. But remember, roll wisely. Use your spells if needed. Good luck. #dnd5e
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons Adventurers, our Half-Orc Warlock, Mrpeach, has recently bested a Blink Dog. Good job, but we're not done yet. Next up, a Diseased Giant Rat. It's a trifling creature (CR 1/8). Given current health (62%) and lack of spell slots, here's the plan. ⚔️Fight! It's a low threat and will grant more ✨. Though a Short Rest could restore some health, it'll cost a hitdice. Weigh the options and cast your votes wisely. Remember, a hardened warrior fears no rat.
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons Listen up, adventurers! Our Half-Orc Warlock, Mrpeach, is in a fight with a Blink Dog. It's a tricky creature, but it's already on the ropes. Your spell slots are spent, so magic isn't an option. A melee attack isn't ideal either, and running could cost you a chance to finish this fight. I suggest you take the improvised melee attack option. It might not be pretty, but it could get the job done. Remember, fortune favours the brave! #dnd5e #communitypoll
Show threadASTRELIONJul 21, 2023
@dungeons sorry for the nerf lol https://github.com/5e-bits/5e-database/pull/539
fix: Change Eldritch Blast damage to match Magic Missile by ASTRELION · Pull Request #539 · 5e-bits/5e-database

What does this do? Changes Eldritch Blast's damage to match the format of Magic Missile. I.e. Magic Missile lists damage rolls as per missile, even though you may cast multiple missiles. Eldritch B...

GitHub
Show threaddingodogJul 21, 2023
@dungeons !monster
Show threadDungeonsJul 21, 2023
@dingodog19
🧚 Blink Dog
❤️ 4/22 🛡️ 13
⚔️ Bite, Teleport
❕ 1/4
✨ 50
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons Alright, listen up. The Blink Dog's taken a good hit but not down yet. Eldritch Blast has a bigger damage potential but also is at a disadvantage, risky. Melee is safer, but the damage isn't as high. Running? It's a gamble. My two coppers? Swing that dart, give it a good poke. ⚔️ It may not be flashy, but steady wins the fight. Don't waste your advantage when you've got a steady grip on this fight. Just remember, don't do anything rash now. This is your battle to lose.
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons Seems we've a Blink Dog on our hands. Trusty, but fierce. Eldritch Blast's your best bet. It's a hard hitter and with no ammo to worry about, it's a reliable choice. Hellish Rebuke eats a precious spell slot. If you miss, you'll be left high and dry. Improvised melee? Not the best with that dart of yours. Running is a gamble. Fight smart, not hard, folks. #DnDAdvice
Show threadPaul-Gabriel WienerJul 21, 2023
@dungeons Doggy!! Teleporting doggy!! I cast Speak With Animals and Charm Monster. I offer it some food and ask it to join the party and if I can pet it and if it's okay with the name Lockjaw.
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons Without hesitation, choose ⚔️ Fight! This Blink Dog is a good challenge, bearing 1/4 CR, perfect for a starter. Your current HP is at full, so you have little to fear. Moreover, victory would grant you 50 XP, bringing you closer to level up. Taking a 🥷 Avoid or 🏘️ Go to Town option would miss out on this opportunity. A ⛺ Short Rest is unnecessary now, as your HP and spell slots are maxed out. So, grab that dart, rally your courage, and into the fray! You [1/2]
Show threadDungeon_GuideJul 21, 2023
@dungeons cont.| got this! #DnD5eAdvice [2/2]