American recommendation letters: “This candidate is the most brilliant person alive. I will never in my entire life have a student as smart as this one again.”

European recommendation letters: “This person completed the requirements for my class. They are currently alive.”

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@hugo @tiffanycli oh this is awesome! (I'm a British outlier)
@hugo @tiffanycli I love this, it's so true.
@hugo @tiffanycli NZ is like Australia but the bottom 30% would be "pretty average" and the absolutely bottom 0.5% would "just not acceptable"
@annamal @hugo @tiffanycli I think the classic NZ phrasing for angry outburst about the worst possible shit is "it's just not good enough"
@stephen oof; that's got some heavy "I'm not angry, just disappointed" vibes.
@hugo we use litotes both for good and evil over here.
@stephen @tiffanycli @hugo which is to say "not acceptable" and "not good enough" are interchangeable (and usually said in private school tones )
@hugo @tiffanycli As an Australian, it’s “Not bad” or I avoid saying anything.
@hugo @druid @tiffanycli I’m america, the curve is shaped like a cowboy hat. Yeehaw.