American recommendation letters: “This candidate is the most brilliant person alive. I will never in my entire life have a student as smart as this one again.”

European recommendation letters: “This person completed the requirements for my class. They are currently alive.”

@tiffanycli relevant
@hugo @tiffanycli NZ is like Australia but the bottom 30% would be "pretty average" and the absolutely bottom 0.5% would "just not acceptable"
@annamal @hugo @tiffanycli I think the classic NZ phrasing for angry outburst about the worst possible shit is "it's just not good enough"
@stephen oof; that's got some heavy "I'm not angry, just disappointed" vibes.
@hugo we use litotes both for good and evil over here.