What we imagined climate change deniers would say when the climate catastrophes came, versus what they actually are saying...
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Tom the Dancing Bug: What we imagined climate change deniers would say...

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@steve I never thought about Jewish Lasers from space.
But yeah, that looks like an appropriate prediction.
@johnnysilverhand @steve I never expected "I was so wrong," or any contrition, but the degree of doubling down has been exceptional.

@johnnysilverhand well, actually makes sense in their ideology. in the 80s the US wanted space lasers to shoot down missiles[1]. jews are controlling the US and they built them in secret, so now there are space lasers with nothing to do. of course sometimes an operator gets bored and then fires start.

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_Defense_Initiative

Strategic Defense Initiative - Wikipedia

@Pentropy @johnnysilverhand don't give them ideas
@msb98 why not? can't convince them anyway so let's fuel their delusions. either they will sooner or later produce some entertainment or succumb to their delusions so much that they aren't a risk anymore at all. maybe both. we can only win ๐Ÿ˜‚
@steve There is no final limit to how cognitive dissonance can make someone invested in an unreal idea come up with all sorts of weird things to say.

@malte @steve Seriously! Observations/research on actual doomsday cults shows that's literally true

Idk what's weirder, the fact that we have research on doomsday cults, or the fact that humans will go to unbelievable logical contortions to avoid changing their beliefs ๐Ÿซ 

@steve
It's become clear to me that we are not getting out of this situation without violence.

@steve

My favorite bit is the "federal rescue money". I'm guessing that's to keep them warm at night when the water isn't potable and plants won't grow.

Welcome to the Anthropocene Epoch, knuckle draggers! Ready to find out?

@steve

"The forest fires are started by extremist eco fascists who want to manufacture evidence of their libtarded climate change"

@steve "my galaxy brain sees the epochs"

@steve

Don't forget "huh, I guess things are bad, we need to exclude dark skinned people from fleeing the disaster we caused".

@steve the fact that this is on point makes me wanna eat an entire sheet of drywall.
@steve Sadly, it'll be too late for them to care, because they'll be dead at that point.
@steve my favourite is people who write long posts on Linked In about how our failure to act on climate change is due to 'environmentalists' and 'scientists' using the wrong language to describe climate change 20 years ago. I take this a little personally. Sure let's blame the people who were being paid almost nothing or volunteering to raise awareness on this issue 20 years ago. Not the fossil fuel companies or even (gulp) themselves for hearing the message and not taking action.
@lucyhawcroft @steve No you are wrong, the fossil companies did tons of stuff. They are soooooo green now.... [Haha, good joke]
@lucyhawcroft @steve
But the fossil fuel companies WERE taking action! They immediatly started paying corrupt "scientists" for fake studies saying there was no such thing as climate change. Now if that wasn't action!
@lucyhawcroft @steve After you've heard some of the excuses for not acting upon the #climatecrisis they all start to sound the same.
https://www.creds.ac.uk/the-a-z-of-excuses-for-not-taking-action-on-the-climate/
The A-Z of excuses for not taking action on the climate โ€“ CREDS

@lucyhawcroft @steve Hearing the message? The fossil fuel companies knew all along and made propaganda to make us forget. They're 100% guilty of this.
@steve @kjccreates I assume a lot of climate deniers will pivot to โ€œwhy didnโ€™t you warn us! How could we have known?!โ€
@steve "Slow Clap" Well done sir, perfectly portrailed.
@steve 'My galaxy brain sees the epochs!' ๐Ÿ˜‚

@steve

So true.
s/: But except for the billionaires, #ClimateChange will get them or their families, too, eventually. /s

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@steve oh, this is so accurate it hurts. Imho this is the Earthโ€™s biggest problem, we are experiencing global confirmation bias pandemic combined with masses so afraid of being wrong that they totally stoped thinking retrospective. Its almost like we lost the ability to use feedback loops as an important tool to learning
@steve these folk are easy to spot now, but far more difficult to deal with politely. How do you effectively say you are wrong with a possibly long and tedious conversation which may be pointless in the end?
@steve Yes, I did think that the effects of climate change arriving on people's doorsteps would increase their belief and urgency. Seems not?

@steve Industries probably have already gamed out the points when they will ask for governments to buy their fossil assets/investments out with public money to "save the world"... And before that point they will drill every drop they can...

Although looking at their market caps, buying out all the western oil companies wouldn't even be that expensive. (~$2 Trillion).

@steve sadly I used to assume #climatedenial was due to ignorance. I now realize thanks to #COVID19 that mostly it is all #BadFaith arguments used to โ€œwinโ€ #politicalpoints .

@steve

The more you "scientists" share this boorish propaganda, the more people are convinced that it's all a hoax.

@steve I was tempted to use every panel as a new background image
@steve Exxon, 1970s, who I presume the deniers would say is rubbish, too?