Yay, dark patterns! The only prominent button is the one to sign up for a thing I didn't ask for, and has completely unclear functionality. Somebody's gonna get promoted for whatever this is, bcuz "engagement" will go on a spreadsheet.
#Programming #UX #ShitUserStories #DarkPattern

@wrosecrans

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

-Cave Johnson

#Science #SPAAAAAAACCEEEEEEE #guineapigs #UX_LD50 #KNOWYOURPARADOXES