Twitter Death CultLmao
Tesla, insurers take different paths to deal with expensive repairs
Tesla Inc's <a href="https://www.reuters.com/companies/TSLA.O" target="_blank">(TSLA.O)</a> electric vehicles are expensive to repair - so much so that the automaker and insurers are addressing the issue in sharply different ways.
Remember folks, the shining future of transportation is shitty overpriced tunnels that can allow one car at a time.
external combustion engine
https://www.ktvu.com/news/tesla-spontaneously-combusts-on-sacramento-freeway
if you were wondering how things are going over at tesla, hoo boy they're going swimmingly
I don't know whether it is sad or funny that the guy who posted Tesla self driving fucking up and made the news still owns a Tesla, but Tesla has blackballed him from receiving repairs to his Tesla.
Imagine posting "my shitbox civic broke down again" on Instagram and having the CEO of Honda turn up and have a meltdown on your doorstep.
where's the legally required high-center brake light (mandatory on light trucks since 1994)?
I hope this will not impact Tesla's ability to sell carbon credits
Steering wheel fell off, just normal car things. But we’ll buy back your car (which has nothing wrong with it anyways
they are gonna pay him aren’t they
https://www.washingtonpost.com/us-policy/2023/02/10/elon-musk-biden-tesla-charging/
I am sure the NLRB will take it very seriously and may even tut-tut musk, maybe even strongly
just another software update "recall"
apparently it just disables the rolling-stop feature
now they just need to disable the "hits curbs in the snow", "hits stationary objects at highway speeds", and "runs over children" features
I assume they found out about their (lack of) unemployment benefits tho
Eberhard, who Musk ousted as CEO of Tesla in 2007, said creating software for the electric cars to drive themselves was the least of his concerns when he was at Tesla.
"So, keep in mind that all this FSD autonomous, autopilot crap — none of that existed when I was there," he said. "We were still busy trying to make the car work and we never thought about that at all. That came later. That requires a much, much bigger budget than we had."
I'm excited for the casting on what will be a theranos/the dropout season 2. someone suggested kathy bates could play lonny
"I didn't use government money! I used money from my dad's apartheid emerald mine!"
this shit has a long way to drop, but if his song and dance press event is no longer wowing rubes, it might even happen
and all it took was him pissing off the business and tech press by running twitter into the ground
lol what is this
"groimes sombaddy drapped a loight saba in me truck, loike the stah wahs"
i feel like seatbelts are one of those things that have like, standards, and you can't just "make them weaker" because you think it's fine, but i'm not a carologist
Deckard in Blade Runner murders several four year olds, much like Tesla cars
Actually Musk is such a genius that he's found a way around the laws of thermodynamics
lmao it's mom from Futurama, complete with idiot sons
"shut up, kimbal! mom knows I'm the smart one!"
"Oh, you don't want me to talk about where the bodies are buried during this press conference? Do tell."
Preprint can be found here: https://engrxiv.org/preprint/view/1973/version/4094
https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/19439962.2023.2178566?journalCode=utss20
Still waiting for someone to dig into the Tesla/Hertz deal, when Hertz reported their deliveries none of it made sense, none of their pushing Teslas onto Uber drivers as long term rentals makes sense, a fuckton of Tesla 3s Hertz rentals are being used as rideshares rented by their drivers in my city, like, if you order a Comfort (The only thing worth getting as an Uber these days, a regular Uber is probably going to be dirty and barely street legal), it's most likely going to be a rented Tesla 3
Good way to make sure that Tesla sales in Iceland grind to a freezing halt
Nothing a simple over-the-air update can't fix, I'm sure
Dude is trying to start a cult or slave colony or both
JONES-TOWN! JONES-TOWN! JONES-TOWN!
White South African guys have decided to create their own towns in the past and lemme tell you, they aren't very accepting places
earnings miss. can't even hit their own fake numbers
Musk says Tesla will put sales growth ahead of profit
Tesla Inc <a href="https://www.reuters.com/companies/TSLA.O" target="_blank">(TSLA.O)</a> boss Elon Musk on Wednesday doubled down on the price war he started at the end of last year, saying the electric vehicle (EV) maker would prioritize sales growth ahead of profit in a weak economy.
$60k+ cybrtruks rusting at the factory like some 1960s american land barge
Sure love when my car shuts off on the highway
I’ve never looked real hard at the Tesla UI but it seems fucking weird for a car to have like a notification icon with an incredibly important information about stuff like traction control. Like I gotta tap a bell icon, while driving on the highway, to be told this?
pretty long letter but she makes a good point... unfortunately if anyone took board member independence and conflicts of interest seriously pretty much every company would be in trouble
I assume he's already posted something extremely sexist about this
Is your Tesla covered in blood, organs, and mangled stroller parts? Good news, now they all wipe right off!
The Queen of Weltschmerz🏳️⚧️@cspam Is the opposite of *chef’s kiss* *waiter’s fart*?