I wouldn't mind Asshole Cat leaping out from under the bed to rugby-tackle me every night quite so much if she'd only learn not to use her claws!
@cstross My wife has been training our cat not to do that by yelling ow whenever the cat uses his claws and he's basically stopped doing that. Apparently they just need to learn that way that they're harming you and they stop. Though, YMMV, age is a factor, etc.
@justindz @cstross I feel like mine has never had the empathy to care if he is hurting haha.