the smoker is partially in the sun.
its 11 am, and the sun could only have been on it for something like an hour.
is 117 inside the smoker and rising.
(the smoker isnt on)
the outside surface of the smoker is 187f.
the surface of the deck in the sun is 160.
its 'dont go outside' weather
@Viss on the bright side if you want smoke something you don’t have to turn it on.
@Viss I'm a little tired and read this as "the surface of the sun is 160" and felt like that number seemed a touch low.
Break Out the S’mores: This Star Is Cooler Than a Campfire

Researchers recently discovered the coldest star ever found that emits radio waves.

The New York Times

@Viss Fun, found this in the article: https://www.nasa.gov/jpl/wise/spitzer-coldest-brown-dwarf-20140425

At first my brain couldn't process how a star could be this cold, but I guess compared to absolute zero that's positively balmy.

NASA's Spitzer and WISE Telescopes Find Close, Cold Neighbor of Sun

NASA's Wide-field Infrared Survey Explorer (WISE) and Spitzer Space Telescope have discovered what appears to be the coldest "brown dwarf" known -- a dim, star-like body that surprisingly is as frosty as Earth's North Pole.

NASA
@Viss Brilliant name for the smoker.👍🏻
@Wildbill everything in my house is some form of 'donk'
@Viss time to put some meat in it?
@dntlookbehindu perhaps, yeah. i could probably slow cook pork shoulder and not even have to turn it on
@Viss or toss in a potato! https://youtu.be/9rvVugY-kZc
Mitch Hedberg - Baking a potato joke

YouTube
@dntlookbehindu actually, smoked sweet potato is like candy. a little butter just to make it a bit creamy and you can eat it with a spoon