Elon Musk (146 million followers) has 94 subscribers paying to see his private posts.

Low Quality Facts (20 thousand followers) has 75 patrons supporting whatever it is Low Quality Facts does.

We might not get the pitiful Musk vs. Zuckerberg cage match, but I can offer you a Musk vs. Low Quality Facts subscriber battle.

Please join the cause so we can surpass Elon and help him see just how incompetent he truly is.
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@lowqualityfacts im surprised Elon hasn’t inflated that number, 94:146,000,000 isn’t what I expected
@lowqualityfacts 0.79 of an Elon! That's pretty Elon like 😜

@lowqualityfacts

When you have to make a choice, always choose sarcasm. 😏

@lowqualityfacts the quality of your information is worse than you think. I’ve just become a patron, so unless someone else has left (which makes perfect sense) you’re up to at least 76.
@jolskykosh Haha thank you, it will be game over in no time!
@lowqualityfacts He has one sub per 1,553,191 followers... that's a hell of a ratio
@lowqualityfacts but how many of those subscribers are just elon alts
@lowqualityfacts Elon is surely advertising his own account:
@lowqualityfacts seriously, who though "i know what i need, seeing more elon musk tweets!" 😆.
@lowqualityfacts How will you offer lower quality content than him?
@aral
@lowqualityfacts "Uh... huhhuhhuh. Pay me and stuff. Or I'll... like... limit your thingie or something. That would be cool."
@lowqualityfacts
I would suggest that you pin this post.
@manuelcaeiro I will accept your high quality idea!
@lowqualityfacts Be patient. It will work out.

@lowqualityfacts Did showboat Musk already get rid of 50+ million bots & fake followers populating his rotten-bird account to impress almost no one?

His fragile & disoriented ego seems to be desperately needing them.

@lowqualityfacts I also don't understand how this loser that no one ever heard of has a few more followers than you do.

I mean, he doesn't even bother to handwrite his posts!

@lowqualityfacts I didn't realize Elon had an onlyfans.
It says a lot about the man, he’s a billionaire already but still monetises his verbal diarrhoea. Charging people far poorer than him for the pleasure. I suppose this is why he’s a billionaire, this and his dad’s emerald mines
@lowqualityfacts
I don't want to see Elon's private parts.
How much do I have to pay?

@lowqualityfacts

Why would anyone subscribe to Musky-Balls?? I can be just a stupid, and charge half the price🤷‍♀️

Jamie

@lowqualityfacts

Okay, I will boost all your toots! But just this one time only.😌

@lowqualityfacts Subscribed!
@rotocamel Haha thank you! Your efforts to the cause are much appreciated and will never be forgotten.

@lowqualityfacts
>Please join the cause so we can surpass Elon and help him see just how incompetent he truly is.

You misspelled 'impotent'. Just saying.