Texas Gender Reveal Massacre@LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop i really like fish, shame it's so expensive here or i would eat it more
Hello!@snarthelg @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @KennyLogins @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop You know the answer
Pile Of Garbage@s_ridenour @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop The best version of that is the one set to that Jimmy Barnes song where he is a cowboy screaming in the sky.
Kenny Logins@pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop agreed, ruleo's jimmy barnes version of salmon cannon remains undefeated GOAT
OperaciĆ³n Ogro Apasionado@snarthelg @KennyLogins @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop
I just uninstalled a dumb little idle game I had been playing on my phone for somewhere around 2500 days straight because I realized I no longer cared about clicking some buttons that do nothing
@LargeTesticles @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop my rule for this is if minute 10 is the same as minute 60/100, then if I don't love the gameplay loop, I sever because it's likely to never improve past that
Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt@KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop famously though the N64 was your last console
@SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop my consoles went nes, gb, snes, n64, ps1, then 8 year break until ps3 in 2009, then ps4 as the "famous" last console. since supplanted by ps5 š
@KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop pretty sire it was the ps3 that was famously the last console
@SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop nah i had gotten ps4 before the canoe, back in late 2015.
@KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop
Had the OG GameBoy, Sega Genesis, Sega Saturn, Atari Jaguar, N64, then eventually got a Nintendo Switch and later a PlayStation 4 Professional
And of course mainly played PC games
jimprov@s_ridenour @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop
Reporting in that Bluesky is Not Badā¢ļø but it doesn't allow video uploads so I might have to rethink how I'm making edits into GIFs.
@jimprov @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop RIP to my old Twitter account.
All those politics donkeys lost, like tears in the rain.
Bulu@s_ridenour @jimprov @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop dad starts dialysis today as a last stage intervention for his heart, please cross fingers guys <3 itās been a phenomenally rough few days for my family.
@BuluBane @s_ridenour @jimprov @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Goodluck to your daddo!!!
@pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop thanks Garbo <3 my cousin died in pretty grim circumstances this weekend and now with dad Iām really overwhelmed.
@BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop oh shit what happened? :(
@SenatorIvy @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop i think it's just Conference Lu post-drinko having to pay the misery tab with interest
@KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop I donāt understand this. I didnāt hangover my dad into dialysis. The doctors gave him and my sister the end of life talk yesterday morning and itās one of the last interventions theyāre able to try to get him fit enough for heart surgery.
@BuluBane @SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop omg sorry i forgot about your dad lu š first day off my pain meds and i've been a mess
@BuluBane @SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop unfortunately my lower leg near my old ankle/tib-fib break is an angry pile of nerves still and it's hard to concentrate on much besides rehab exercises today
@KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop do you take Vitamin D supplements Kenny?
@SenatorIvy @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop pretty sure the multi i take has it in it but i'll double check, ty for the tip
@KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Canoe the guy at the alarm installer in Chicago called me because the news was there talking about car thievery and he showed them the video of mine being stolen so they say they are coming to MI and might want to talk to me about it :v
NaN@SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop are you going to mention that it was definitely an inside job
@AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop I'm going to go off about how they shouldnt be so fuckin easy to put into neutral.
@SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop
Charger right? Theyāre super easy to put into neutral cause they knew they were going to constantly have issues with the transmission so they put that lil screwdriver slot there so theyāre easy to tow.
-source: mopar dealership boss I used to work for
@LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop it's shift-by-wire, so they could just call that function off any port on the bus
@SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop
Oh itās a newer one than the ones Iām used to then.
@LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @BuluBane @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop In Glasgow you shift with your mouth.
(Because shift is Glaswegian slang for making out)
@LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @BuluBane @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Wtf the music video for Shift Girls by The Rubberbandits isn't on YouTube any more for some reason. Guess I'll just post their guide to birds instead: https://youtu.be/zWfZ4Pw0_oE
The Rubberbandits Guide to Birds
@pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop
Thought of you garbo
Thought of you garbo
@KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop lmao that actually makes total sense. Gendo Ikari deffo had Ahab-levels of devotion to the Human Instrumentality Project.
@pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop plus both have lots of religious allusions. Bang on but beautiful in its simplicity imo. Glad you enjoyed
@KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop It puts the robot on its skin or else Rei gets the hose again.
@KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Whenever I see that last pic of Gendo Ikari saying "Fuck!" it sounds like this in my head: https://youtu.be/y4GJle80fVs
FUCK
@KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Hey Kenny your Norwegian cultural exchange project with "snart helg" in the CJS thread is going off the rails.
@pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop ruleo is the font of light, i am merely a vessel
@KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop DON'T MAKE ME DEPLOY THE RULEO-DESIGNED GARBO.BIN!!!
@SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop LOL I forgot about the Ivy Swift GIF
@s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Ivy is Taylor Swift? Neat!
@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Ruleo deepfaked her into that Taylor Swift clip ages ago
@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Like, look at the GIF. The face is Ivy, not T-Swizzle
@s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop I'm not familiar with the face of literally anyone.
@pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Not gonna do well as a gunslinger in the dark tower universe!
@SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop IDK what that means and I'm not gonna ask because I shoot first and ask questions rarely.
@pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Ruleo made it out of the blue years ago and I was like whaaaa