@KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop

Finished e3s2 of Picard. I love backwards in time travel Star Trek. Also I totally forgot about my huge Allison Pill crush 😳

@SenatorIvy @potatosalad @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop i'm doing a bunch of online job-hunt related language competency testing today through Thursday. It's pretty work-y. In that sense I wish for snarty helgtimes

@KennyLogins @potatosalad @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop

Q. Two women are talking in a meeting and you have important information for them.
A. Tell dem broads to-

@AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @snarthelg @BuluBane @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop my language testing today went so amazingly badly i didn't get any done and got a 1.5 day extension to finish them
@KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @snarthelg @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop canoe, day 1 of the conference was amazing but they all drink like fish. I am a baby fish and they are all huge invasive carp.
@s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop i mean, not a great feat. Like wow you have point blank shot huh. Every fuckin... ham and egger with a crossbow that walks into the tavern tries that brag

@pileofgarbage @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @snarthelg @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop

I’m slowly becoming a pescatarian other than a really good steak once in a while. Red meat makes me feel meh and I don’t particularly care for the pig or chicken. Occasionally tho

@pileofgarbage @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @snarthelg @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop

In the US at least the whole Cow thing is fucked up and I don’t like being a part of it. Cheese gets a pass tho cause I legitimately don’t know how id do without it

@s_ridenour @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop The best version of that is the one set to that Jimmy Barnes song where he is a cowboy screaming in the sky.

@snarthelg @KennyLogins @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop

I just uninstalled a dumb little idle game I had been playing on my phone for somewhere around 2500 days straight because I realized I no longer cared about clicking some buttons that do nothing

@LargeTesticles @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop my rule for this is if minute 10 is the same as minute 60/100, then if I don't love the gameplay loop, I sever because it's likely to never improve past that
@SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop my consoles went nes, gb, snes, n64, ps1, then 8 year break until ps3 in 2009, then ps4 as the "famous" last console. since supplanted by ps5 👀

@KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop

Had the OG GameBoy, Sega Genesis, Sega Saturn, Atari Jaguar, N64, then eventually got a Nintendo Switch and later a PlayStation 4 Professional

And of course mainly played PC games

@s_ridenour @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop

Reporting in that Bluesky is Not Bad™️ but it doesn't allow video uploads so I might have to rethink how I'm making edits into GIFs.

@s_ridenour @jimprov @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop dad starts dialysis today as a last stage intervention for his heart, please cross fingers guys <3 it’s been a phenomenally rough few days for my family.
@pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop thanks Garbo <3 my cousin died in pretty grim circumstances this weekend and now with dad I’m really overwhelmed.
@KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop I don’t understand this. I didn’t hangover my dad into dialysis. The doctors gave him and my sister the end of life talk yesterday morning and it’s one of the last interventions they’re able to try to get him fit enough for heart surgery.
@KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Also yesterday afternoon we found out that we are getting a new little nephew on Ref’s side of the family so we extremely excited and happy. But the emotional rollercoaster of the last four days has done me in.

@KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop all while navigating a pretty high level academic thing for the first time ever (and nailing it I think :) )

Long story short: I’m allowed to be completely done regardless of drink or no drink.

@BuluBane @SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop sorry i was just trying to put ivy at ease and didn't think things through at all, my sincere apologies
@KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop It’s ok Kenny and thank you for your apology, I know you’re mean so I was confused and I’m emotionally really brittle atm. I’m also sorry because I forgot you’re going through it now too, I should be so quick to defend <3
@BuluBane @SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop it's ok apparently I'm addled enough to only hold one thing about other people in mind at a time and i only remembered you talking about conference drinko ppl
@BuluBane @SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop what you said about spinning lots of plates (pos and neg news) is true, no one should essentialize your reaction, we're all up against it
@KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Weirdly I actually forgot about my cousin yesterday but I think my brain is holding off on processing that until the autopsy is done. To grim, deal later or something. Also, the conference has been a wild ride that I’m still parsing. It’s been worth it though <3
@BuluBane @SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop unfortunately my lower leg near my old ankle/tib-fib break is an angry pile of nerves still and it's hard to concentrate on much besides rehab exercises today
@KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Canoe the guy at the alarm installer in Chicago called me because the news was there talking about car thievery and he showed them the video of mine being stolen so they say they are coming to MI and might want to talk to me about it :v

@SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop

Charger right? They’re super easy to put into neutral cause they knew they were going to constantly have issues with the transmission so they put that lil screwdriver slot there so they’re easy to tow.

-source: mopar dealership boss I used to work for

@LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @BuluBane @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Wtf the music video for Shift Girls by The Rubberbandits isn't on YouTube any more for some reason. Guess I'll just post their guide to birds instead: https://youtu.be/zWfZ4Pw0_oE
The Rubberbandits Guide to Birds

YouTube
@KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop lmao that actually makes total sense. Gendo Ikari deffo had Ahab-levels of devotion to the Human Instrumentality Project.
@AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Some idiot journalist on bluesky just told me I have to work on my analogy skills. Can you fucking imagine. Should I also work on my bleed out the ass due to eating bread skills? Just lmao who are you talking to my guy
@SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop your metaphors are often florid but not here. His persuasion is for shit. Slapped credentials to try to be an authority, then just said NAH over and over
@SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop I chose my words carefully, your metaphors often work well and the ones you used with him are pretty on point. He just doesn't want to engage them, ONLY SCOLD