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Bulu Jul 10, 2023

Hello!Jul 10, 2023

@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @Canoepickles @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @potatosalad @jlhamilt @luigithirty @LargeTesticles @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Ridin’ the chube for a hundred quid, payin the ring-a-ding man, hopefully not too broke for a clammy slap, pip pip cheerio

Bulu Jul 10, 2023

@s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @Canoepickles @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @potatosalad @jlhamilt @luigithirty @LargeTesticles @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop I literally can’t explain how expensive this is to you because you don’t have a functioning public transport system to compare it too, but just trust me, it’s a FUCKING ASTRONOMICAL amount of money for the journey I took.

Hello!Jul 10, 2023

@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @Canoepickles @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @potatosalad @jlhamilt @luigithirty @LargeTesticles @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop I know it’s a huge amount to pay for what I’m guessing is a short distance to travel.

Texas Gender Reveal Massacre Jul 10, 2023

@s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @Canoepickles @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @jlhamilt @luigithirty @LargeTesticles @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop my sister called me crying, again. I wish my parents would die, and not in the teenage angst way but in the way that we would all have less problems and worries. also they're awful pieces of shit

Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt Jul 10, 2023

@snarthelg @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @luigithirty @LargeTesticles @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop That sucks ass, Ruleo. :(
It really is teue what they say, parent ownership isnt for everybody 😔

Hello!Jul 10, 2023

@SenatorIvy @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @luigithirty @LargeTesticles @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Watched an ep or two of Lower Decks and… nope.

@s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @luigithirty @LargeTesticles @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop i felt the same at first, it only gets good at ep 4 or 5 imo. Whatever the one with Badgey is

Operación Ogro Apasionado Jul 11, 2023

@KennyLogins @s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop

The Star Trek stuff is on paramount right? I need a new show and strange new worlds seems right up my alley. Picard s1 was amusing enough when i pirated it

@LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop
Canadian insight is even more tepid and useless than usual on this question

Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt Jul 11, 2023

@KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Kenny Kenny Kenny

@SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop call me the owner of a lonely heart thrice because yes yes yes

Operación Ogro Apasionado Jul 11, 2023

@KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop

Finished e3s2 of Picard. I love backwards in time travel Star Trek. Also I totally forgot about my huge Allison Pill crush 😳

@LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop not much of a pill head myself

Potato Salad Jul 11, 2023

@KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop it's Tuesday and I'm already wanting to snart the helg outta here

Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt Jul 11, 2023

@potatosalad @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Same

@SenatorIvy @potatosalad @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop i'm doing a bunch of online job-hunt related language competency testing today through Thursday. It's pretty work-y. In that sense I wish for snarty helgtimes

Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt Jul 11, 2023

@KennyLogins @potatosalad @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop

Q. Two women are talking in a meeting and you have important information for them.
A. Tell dem broads to-

NaN Jul 11, 2023

@SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @potatosalad @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @snarthelg @BuluBane @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop "Wow, two in one room?"

NaN Jul 11, 2023

@AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @snarthelg @BuluBane @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop my language testing today went so amazingly badly i didn't get any done and got a 1.5 day extension to finish them

Bulu Jul 11, 2023

@KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @snarthelg @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop canoe, day 1 of the conference was amazing but they all drink like fish. I am a baby fish and they are all huge invasive carp.

@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @snarthelg @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop *dadlishly* hmm. drinking's not good for inflammation. Hope they're getting their uhhhhh tumeric

https://mastodon.social/@KennyLogins/110113589537175881

@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @snarthelg @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop *gestures vaguely to Kenny's Tweet Graveyard and a skeletal post pops up tooting a flute*

@BuluBane @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop 😂

@s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop love that you still use this emoji even after zusk and muck have worn the hinges clean off it

Hello!Jul 12, 2023

@KennyLogins @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop That’s because I have more posting power than both of them combined

@s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop i mean, not a great feat. Like wow you have point blank shot huh. Every fuckin... ham and egger with a crossbow that walks into the tavern tries that brag

@KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop I'm so hungy

@pileofgarbage @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @snarthelg @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop

When I’m mad hungry I do pasta with some veg butter and parm. All the important food groups

I’m slowly becoming a pescatarian other than a really good steak once in a while. Red meat makes me feel meh and I don’t particularly care for the pig or chicken. Occasionally tho

In the US at least the whole Cow thing is fucked up and I don’t like being a part of it. Cheese gets a pass tho cause I legitimately don’t know how id do without it

Texas Gender Reveal Massacre Jul 12, 2023

@LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop i really like fish, shame it's so expensive here or i would eat it more

Hello!Jul 12, 2023

@snarthelg @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @KennyLogins @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop You know the answer

@s_ridenour @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop The best version of that is the one set to that Jimmy Barnes song where he is a cowboy screaming in the sky.

@pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop agreed, ruleo's jimmy barnes version of salmon cannon remains undefeated GOAT

Texas Gender Reveal Massacre Jul 12, 2023

@KennyLogins @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop reupped

Operación Ogro Apasionado

@snarthelg @KennyLogins @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop

I just uninstalled a dumb little idle game I had been playing on my phone for somewhere around 2500 days straight because I realized I no longer cared about clicking some buttons that do nothing

NaN Jul 12, 2023

@LargeTesticles @snarthelg @KennyLogins @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Speaking of buttons that don't do anything:

@AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Not a single ring to be seen, you best logout as quick as you can!!!

NaN Jul 12, 2023

@pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop I wonder if removing circles meant that he removed a core dependency for the timeline and now it's just fucked

@AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop I wouldn't wonder anything because they've so incredibly crippled their distributed CDN that anything you experience is impossible to tell from a bug.

NaN Jul 12, 2023

@pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop The only tweets that load are from like seven hours ago - so maybe you're right

@AndrewFairbairn @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop

jimprov Jul 12, 2023

"hey guys this shit from a butt is over here, anyone want to look at it?"

@jimprov @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop

@AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop I'm right in that it's impossible to discern "correct result (working)" from "correct result (broken)."

@pileofgarbage @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop

jimprov Jul 12, 2023

Oh yeah Garbo are you aware that it is the anniversary of "Disco Demolition Night" in Chicago?

The Best Day Of Her Life.

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@LargeTesticles @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop my rule for this is if minute 10 is the same as minute 60/100, then if I don't love the gameplay loop, I sever because it's likely to never improve past that

@KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Your system sucks eventually and also bullshit! https://youtu.be/L_GpYxiPP90

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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt Jul 12, 2023

@KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop famously though the N64 was your last console

@SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop was my last

@SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop my consoles went nes, gb, snes, n64, ps1, then 8 year break until ps3 in 2009, then ps4 as the "famous" last console. since supplanted by ps5 👀

@SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop i did pick up a game boy color between the n64 and the ps1, and we had a game gear around the same time as the og gameboy but it was really my sister's

@KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop

we had a nes and PCs back then and my dad was so butt hurt that the snes wasn't backwards compatible that he refused to buy us one and i only got it like right before the n64 came out at a garage sale. only got one of those years later when i had cash of my own