Your eyes glaze over as I describe several new podcasts I like. You slump over, unconscious. I grab your wallet and flee. The perfect crime
@donni The Earthly equivalent of Vogon poetry.

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1. thanks for finally getting me to sleep; I'm an insomniac
2. there's no money in my wallet. just my state id--i don't even carry my debit cards because I just use my phone/watch
3. lol, I made you exercise

but you're right about one thing: talking about podcasts you like is a crime

@donni A whole new career path has suddenly appeared for me. Thank you, Evil Guidance Counselor!
@donni That would make an excellent true crime podcast

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You just boosted me at least one level higher on the Self-Awareness Scale. Although I've never shared my favorites list, the idea of doing so made me realize just how boring I am.

@donni The perfect crime. 🤭