Mastodawn

Can you eat wood?

I'm trying to resolve an argument.

I'm trying to resolve an argument.

You can eat anything if you’re brave enough

I know a guy that once ate an entire sandwich from Arby’s. How he’s not dead, I’ll never know.

I once ate a burrito that was free if you could finish in one sitting, it was 6lb. It weighed around the same as my first child when he was born.

For the first few hours of his life, all I was thinking was “how the fuck did I eat something the same weight as you”

Maybe because it was free and you were hungry; who wouldn’t love a burrito for free?