PADoggyMama
mayor of tr*nny townthey say autistic people take things literally but they're thinking of kleptomaniacs
apm77@cestfleuve Cue rant.
Luke@cestfleuve what if it’s both 🤯
Aphelion@cestfleuve Resolve any confusion by being both 👀
🩵 Bwee the Fluffdragon 🩵@cestfleuve Oh man I hope this toot does bonkers numbers. This was so funny I read it multiple times. xD
@Bwee hey can you hope the same thing for my bank account
@cestfleuve I hope your bank account does bonkers numbers! Right now it's so low I had to read it multiple times to make sure I was really seeing a number so low! xD (Hope this magic helps, haha!)
Aaron@cestfleuve This is such an autistic-style joke, too!
@hosford42 I'm glad you like the style because that's the only part I can claim. I've definitely heard a "taking things literally" kleptomania joke before somewhere.
Sarah@cestfleuve @hosford42 but your version is multi-layered
MostlyTato@MostlyTato @hosford42 that's the one!
Darren Di Lieto@cestfleuve in other words, magpies.
LR@cestfleuve perfection!
SPICY EVIL CAET🍬🍭🎄
Nick Kocharhook 🇺🇦💪🏼
Irina@cestfleuve Nooo, kleptomaniacs literally take things!
canusfeminacanis
Ethan 🌒@cestfleuve ¿porque no los dos?
Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈⬛@cestfleuve One of my favorite dumb jokes is "Why can't kleptomaniacs understand metaphor? Because they take everything literally."
John Caveney woke is me🛠️
Chris. You know. That one.@cestfleuve It took a diagnostically significant amount of time for me to realize this was a joke.
Oh my. 😆
Oh my. 😆
Michelle@cestfleuve what does that mean they take things literally? (I get your joke but just asking about where the first part comes from)
@linuxduck as in, where does the idea come from that autistic people are very literal?
@cestfleuve yes just wondering
@linuxduck well some are, is where it comes from
@cestfleuve That's effing brilliant! I had to share with the teenagers. Thanks!
Tezrak, Impslayer of Worlds@cestfleuve I thought that was they literally take things.
Cqoicebordel ❎@cestfleuve
… in a book store ?
Qper@cestfleuve it think autistic people take things literally and kleptomaniacs literally take things.
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@cestfleuve I'm so happy that I managed to understand this joke without any external help.
Julie Smith@cestfleuve I'm going to steal this 🤣💝
Patricia Lavatai@cestfleuve
Elon is not autistic. He has claimed to be “on the spectrum”, and has at other times claimed to be bipolar.
Nope, he is just a rich, entitled, jerk.
Those of us who are actually struggling with mental issues, and are doing the work to overcome them, reject his premise.
Elon is not autistic. He has claimed to be “on the spectrum”, and has at other times claimed to be bipolar.
Nope, he is just a rich, entitled, jerk.
Those of us who are actually struggling with mental issues, and are doing the work to overcome them, reject his premise.