@UncleDuke1969 That or they are trying to construct a hedgehenge

@UncleDuke1969 well it's certainly true that they're hedging their best

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@UncleDuke1969 don't hedge your bets!

@UncleDuke1969 omg how could you

@UncleDuke1969 thanks for the image description! I totally wouldn't have gotten thd joke otherwise, So it's definitely appreciated! :-)

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Is there a HogFundMe page?

@UncleDuke1969 @doot 👆 see above plz

@UncleDuke1969 what an (h)edgy image...

@lisamelton @UncleDuke1969 Lol, a literal hedgefund. Classic!

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Either that or summon the spikiest demon imaginable.

@UncleDuke1969 needles to say, that's the cutest hedge fund ever

@UncleDuke1969 punny and so cute

/cc @hedgedoc

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Financial Planner : I said, "Hedge Fund" not "Hedge Fun" 🤭

@UncleDuke1969 all I see is a Prone Hedge Circle

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Thank you,
@MarcSchulder , for boosting this happy place into my TL

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I'd invest in that. #PleaseTakeMyMoney 😊

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@UncleDuke1969 this I can get behind. Or between 😍

@UncleDuke1969 your financial punditry is farcical, but pointed.

@UncleDuke1969 I wanna hodl!

@UncleDuke1969 😆

@UncleDuke1969 prickly atmosphere in negotiations

@UncleDuke1969 this meeting could have been a nap

@UncleDuke1969 Oooh now I understand why it's called an investment "round" !

@UncleDuke1969 Hedgehog fund? LOL

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@UncleDuke1969 financial expert here - can confirm this is exactly what a hedge fund is. This is also why derivatives are so important but difficult to get right (the hedgehogs prefer to sleep through the calculus lessons).

@UncleDuke1969 This kind of hedge fund is WAAAAY better. Obviously. ❤️​ 😍​