Charlie StrossJul 9, 2023
BLOOD BEER BREWED WITH MASHED FERMENTED GIBLETS!! HE-MEN DRINK ONLY HAEMOGLOBIN!!
Show threadsimonbp
@cstross purely plant based beer is just barley juice. Need those decidedly not-plant fungus buddies to do the rest.
Jul 9, 2023 at 8:55pmWeb
Show threadGeoff 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Jul 9, 2023
@simonbp @cstross Non-plant but also non-animal. Hey, they get to identify however they want, given what they've done for humans over the years.
(*Waits to hear whether GOP donor brewers use non-fish-derived finings though...*)
Show threadsimonbpJul 9, 2023
@_thegeoff @cstross Commercial breweries generally don't use finings, for the simple expedient that paper filters are cheaper.
Show threadGeoff 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Jul 9, 2023
@simonbp @cstross Fucking snowflakes....
Show threadtoxtethogradyJul 10, 2023
@_thegeoff @simonbp @cstross I tried fucking snowflakes once. I got frostbite like you wouldn't believe...😎
Show threadtoxtethogradyJul 10, 2023
@simonbp @cstross Well, yeah, there is that manufacturing step in between that proves beer is nothing but piss, but Kudlow thinks it comes straight out of the horse...