Dear Wightlink Ferry helms: just because a sailing boat is almost certainly going to get out of your way if you make like you’re going to ram it, doesn’t mean you should.

Wankers.

@goatsarah Steam gives way to sail gives way to arseholes.

@ajlanes You know how much damage we’d do to one if it ran us down?

None.

@goatsarah @ajlanes Got confused because I was still on jellyfish. Must close some tabs.
@goatsarah @ajlanes The word "Wightlink" wandered around Sarah's mind lin search of something to connect with. Fifteen seconds later she was out of the quarterberth and lying in the Solent in front of a small ferry.