I see many of us have landed upon the very best healthiest social media user experience possible: all of us existing simultaneously on six or seven different platforms, waving our hands in the dark hoping to find each other again, and quivering with FOMO like a bunch of shaved chihuahuas.
@JuliusGoat I think I must be the last person in the world not to experience FOMO. Is that good/bad or just show my apathy for 90% of the internet?
@appagalcrochet Oh man, you've never experienced FOMO? You'd better hurry up and experience it before it's all gone.
@JuliusGoat Meh, sounds like a waste of energy. I see it as enticing as watching a dog take a 💩. (Goes back to recording crochet video.)