high difficulty escape room: youre laying in bed and you have one hour to get out of bed
@panamapauper
Nightmare mode: It's 50ºF (10ºC) in the room and you're under a very warm comforter
@mawr
@panamapauper
Lunatic difficulty: With a collection of good books and/or an internet-connected device within arm's reach.
@decis @mawr @panamapauper Impossible Difficulty: there is a sleeping cat on your chest which starts purring every time you move.
@panamapauper holy shit I read this while procrastinating getting up and it's too damn real
@panamapauper you said high difficulty, not impossible D:

@panamapauper Too real. Meanwhile, I had nothing urging me to get out of bed today, and no breakfast supplies at home, so *obviously* it was easy to get out.

Braaaaaaiiiiiin, whyyyyy.

@panamapauper I'm kinda failing at leaving home for groceries, though.

Inside has fluffy warm blankets, outside has damp fog and cold.

@panamapauper How I prefer to spend all winter, curled up with books and internet 😆
@panamapauper
Cheat code: you have someone to pull the blanket off of you.
@panamapauper Extra hard setting: the bed has a functioning heating blanket, the air outside is stone cold, and you only have your underwear on.
@panamapauper
Increase difficulty for your escape room:
The floor is cold and your slippers/ warm socks are in an other room