@nixCraft A designer helping an engineer:
"Just click on the icon that looks like a duck wearing a traffic cone"
-- "... the what? ok, what is that meant to represent?"
"No idea, we just memorize pretty pictures on icons. We can't fit labels anywhere because the text negatively impacts the visual feng shui."
Of course, Apple showed us how to have buttons and frames and menus (and even a mouse pointer) on a text display many years ago, and Unicode 13 has made that system possible once again.
Yes it is. Go and read about #MouseText.
I wrote text display, not graphical.
@nixCraft I still fondly remember, back in my help desk days, the genuine awe/confusion on users' face whenever I opened the terminal, like I'm some sort of a wizard.
No, that's just "ipconfig", but thank you for the compliment regardless.
@nixCraft OMG, this reminds me of when I worked with a designer who used the dropdown menus to COPY AND PASTE. It was painful.
They got very, very mad at me when I took over a website they were managing and rebuilt it in PHP. (This was probably... 2006?)
(I'm still running that website, btw. It is much, MUCH bigger now, and I'm actively working on succession planning for when I retire. #entirefrickincareer)
@nixCraft @lisamelton Now do the designer teaching the engineer about kerning.
“But don’t all letters use the same space? How do you line up columns in a terminal window otherwise?”
@nixCraft I was coding in emacs on the train
A kid sitting nearby came wide eyed and asked "are you a HACKER?"
@nixCraft #AltText for the cartoon:
Caption: An Engineer Helps a Designer
Panel 1:
Our engineer says "No problem, we can fix this on the terminal" as her fingers go clack clack on the keyboard.
Panel 2:
The designer, eyes wide, hand to mouth says "Whoa, you're a HACKER!"
Engineer: "No, it's just the terminal."
Panel 3:
Designer: "Where are all the buttons, icons, and dropdown menus?"
Engineer (rolls her eyes silently)
Panel4:
Designer: "Is this... the MATRIX?"
Engineer: "Yes."
@nixCraft
In the Beginning... Was the Command Line: https://web.stanford.edu/class/cs81n/command.txt
Yes, it's that Neal Stephenson.
@nixCraft True story. Late last year I was in the office for a brief visit, and a colleague was evaluating some changes I'd made.
To properly test, a change in back-end was needed (Docker container replacement).
Rather than runnning `startx` (I'm oldschool), I did it on the bare Linux console, `ssh`-ing to the affected box, `vim` to edit `docker-compose.yml`, `docker-compose up -d`.
His reaction was identical.