Dispatches from Bluesky:
Pretty much every post I've seen upon remembering I have an account and logging in has been hot takes from nerds about threads, and I can get that here with tons of extra features and better shitposts.
bluesky doesn't even have *polls* to explore which large animal would be most damaged if one was to fart one's dick at it
which large animal would be most damaged if one was to fart one's dick off at it?
whale
20.6%
elephant
6.7%
giraffe
63%
other, please express in replies
9.7%
Poll ended at .
@stavvers duuuude, I just think the large animal hurt worst in the dick explosion is gonna be the former dick-haver. There’s a lot of blood vessels down there! And what happens to the testicles, are those like scattershot?