Another Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
Dispatches from Bluesky:
Pretty much every post I've seen upon remembering I have an account and logging in has been hot takes from nerds about threads, and I can get that here with tons of extra features and better shitposts.
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
bluesky doesn't even have *polls* to explore which large animal would be most damaged if one was to fart one's dick at it
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
which large animal would be most damaged if one was to fart one's dick off at it?
whale
20.6%
elephant
6.7%
giraffe
63%
other, please express in replies
9.7%
Poll ended at .
Show threadSICK CUNT DRACONESJul 7, 2023
@stavvers i think a spider would take the most damage. difficult to hit but if your aim was good enough it would fucking explode. the best you could do to a giraffe is knock it over
Show threadSICK CUNT DRACONESJul 7, 2023
@stavvers you said large animal. im deleting my blog
Show threadAngela Glansbury 🚽Jul 7, 2023
@pisscotheque @stavvers
a spider is an animal
Show threadSICK CUNT DRACONES
@floppyplopper @stavvers but it's not large plopper it's not large. unless you compared it to something even smaller like a dust mite or tardigrade but that sort of pedantry does not feel in keeping with the spirit of the enquiry
Jul 7, 2023 at 10:07amWeb