Another Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
Dispatches from Bluesky:
Pretty much every post I've seen upon remembering I have an account and logging in has been hot takes from nerds about threads, and I can get that here with tons of extra features and better shitposts.
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
bluesky doesn't even have *polls* to explore which large animal would be most damaged if one was to fart one's dick at it
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
which large animal would be most damaged if one was to fart one's dick off at it?
whale
20.6%
elephant
6.7%
giraffe
63%
other, please express in replies
9.7%
Poll ended at .
Show threadSICK CUNT DRACONESJul 7, 2023
@stavvers i think a spider would take the most damage. difficult to hit but if your aim was good enough it would fucking explode. the best you could do to a giraffe is knock it over
Show threadSICK CUNT DRACONESJul 7, 2023
@stavvers you said large animal. im deleting my blog
Show threadAnother Angry Woman
@pisscotheque to be fair, it could be like that big spider in lord of the rings, I bet sam could have killed it by farting his dick off at her. quality toots nonetheless.
Jul 7, 2023 at 10:06amWeb
Show threadSICK CUNT DRACONESJul 7, 2023
@stavvers i think a shelob's pride would be woefully injured by being struck by a farted off dick. perhaps badly enough for it to die. it's a very serious animal that wouldn't have a healthy reaction to being disrespected like that