Another Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
Dispatches from Bluesky:
Pretty much every post I've seen upon remembering I have an account and logging in has been hot takes from nerds about threads, and I can get that here with tons of extra features and better shitposts.
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
bluesky doesn't even have *polls* to explore which large animal would be most damaged if one was to fart one's dick at it
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
which large animal would be most damaged if one was to fart one's dick off at it?
whale
20.6%
elephant
6.7%
giraffe
63%
other, please express in replies
9.7%
Poll ended at .
Show threadWilson "Beans Clock" Scraddock
@stavvers if you had good aim you could block a whale's blowhole
Jul 7, 2023 at 9:55amWeb
Show threadBrynJul 7, 2023
@beanclock @stavvers It would have to be a really lucky shot, like if the whale was breaching, and had rotated on its side in the air. One in a billion shot, though.
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
@bryn @beanclock Luke Skywalker could do it
Show threadWilson "Beans Clock" ScraddockJul 7, 2023
@stavvers @bryn "let's blow this thing and go home kid"
Show threadAlexandra LanesJul 7, 2023
@stavvers @bryn @beanclock He could bullseye a womp rat.