Missing The PointIt began with the forging of the Great Platforms. 3 were given to the Blueskies, self-assessed wisest and fairest of all. 7 to the Twitter Edgelords, great memers and alt-right craftsmen. And 9, 9 were gifted to the race of Mastodon, who above all else desire content warnings. But they were all of them deceived, for another platform was made. Deep in the land of Meta, in the Fires of IG, the Dark Lord Zuck forged a federated platform, and into this he poured his cruelty, his malice and his
farcaller@MissingThePt ... his what?! don't leave us hanging!
⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe@farcaller @MissingThePt I'm not, to be honest, sure I want to know what he poured into it.
Piškvor🇨🇿 🇺🇦@farcaller @MissingThePt Whitespace, I suppose.
stillnotaheroIt’s not “his”, it’s”hisssss”. Get it? Because Zuck is a lizard.
@stillnotahero @MissingThePt you know what we are doing with the hiss? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0QsHKH77MI
Old Gods of Asgard - Take Control (Lyric Video)
Lamhfada@farcaller @MissingThePt his "will to dominate all life" if we are following Tolkein here.
ladyteruki@farcaller @MissingThePt : you'll have to watch the trilogy.
Nour Agha 
@farcaller @MissingThePt his seed, he poured his seed
The1goit 
@MissingThePt one platform to rule them all, one platform to federate them, one platform to extend them all and in the darkness extinguish them. In the land of Meta, where the trackers lie.
gh0s1@the1goit @MissingThePt its actually happening, fediverse could go mainstream wtf
Athena L.M.@MissingThePt so you're saying we need to throw Threads into mount doom
(((Klefstadmyr)))@alilly @MissingThePt This time, let's use the bloody eagles instead of all the Moria walking and spider fighting.
Matt Moehr@alilly @MissingThePt can someone call the eagles this time?
Robert Lorenc@MissingThePt Hey there, Cate Blanchet, keep on telling!
Akhlys@MissingThePt Now I'm morbidly curious about what else the Dark Lord Zuck poured into his federated platform. 🤔
Ms. Penny Oaken@MissingThePt and what of Tom Blrbadil?
MaybeMyMonkeys@MissingThePt I would never call Fuckerberg a dark lord. He is just a rich court jester.
Roland L. Taylor (RolandiXor)@MissingThePt I'm hungry. What's for dinner?
Speculater@MissingThePt 10/10 literally cried while reading this.
jdm2 🇵🇷@MissingThePt nooo Dark Lord Zuck got ahold of the account. Quick, run for the hills!
Deirdra HahnOf all these apps, I don’t know of them half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of them half as well as they deserve.
haenschenhans@MissingThePt am I the only one who doesn’t understand why the quote is incomplete? 😄
The Great Llama 
@MissingThePt
"YOU SHALL NOT FEDERATE!"
"YOU SHALL NOT FEDERATE!"
Elkenumber1@MissingThePt 🤣🤣🤣👍👍🤦♂️
Gik 
| 💙➡️🇺🇦@MissingThePt loneliness.
CDR Sir Samuel Vimes@MissingThePt The “self-assessed wisest and fairest of all” calls their posts “skeets.”
Your Honor, I rest my case.
Your Honor, I rest my case.
Virginicus
Joosep-Georg 
🇪🇪@MissingThePt And his... what?
StarkRG@MissingThePt
tiny wiener.
tiny wiener.
flux@MissingThePt *sits comfortably in Europe/Gondor* I'm sure he will never bring his Threads here :)
Verain@MissingThePt You shouldn't complement Zuck like that, comparing him to Sauron. Sauron has style.
Ç'thûłhů👾Rants! 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇨🇦@MissingThePt
In the land of Facebook, where the shadows lie.
In the land of Facebook, where the shadows lie.
eestileib (she/hers)"Who above all else desire content warnings" 😄
I think it _might_ actually be alt-text that's most demanded.