WHAT IF…? The Rapture was not a reward for the believers, but for everyone else?

Just to be clear, dunking on Lauren Boebert for being a drunken mess at a family performance of Beetlejuice is not about shaming her for her (and her “date’s”) actions. Couldn’t care less. But it’s the “holier than thou” hypocrisy that sticks in the craw. Wanna get frisky in a theater? That’s her right (and so are the consequences of getting thrown out). But denigrating LGBTQ people for moral turpitude while doing same? GTFOH.

2A Gun-Humpers: “SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!!!1!”
Hunter Biden:…….
2AGH: “SHUT UP, YOU!”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
During an airborne pandemic that targeted the respiratory system, companies were selling a COMPLETELY USELESS PLACEBO as a “decongestant.” Good joke! Funny!
#PhuckPharma

My “Advertiser-influencing Jews ruined my website over totally unfounded claims of antisemitism!” t-shirt is getting a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

I was never a Jimmy Buffett fan. But damn if that man didn’t do what he liked in the way he liked it, and made a bunch of other people happy in the process. If there’s a heaven, I hope he doesn’t even notice he’s in it.

I mean, I assume the answer is “yes,” but is there literally NO ONE in Mitch McConnell’s family/staff that cares enough to tell him he needs to step down and get help? Because there’s no way this is just happening in front of a couple of press conferences. Nobody, huh?

If Trump is 6’3”, 215 lbs, I am the Pope. In tap dance shoes.