First was Titanic. Next was Titan. So I guess if the pattern follows, donโ€™t get on any vessels named Tit.
@pseudonymsupreme: The good news is, the Tit won't be launched until 2124.
@pseudonymsupreme and after that I pity the fool who boards M/S T.
@pseudonymsupreme if you think this rescue mission was over the top, just wait till it's RESCUE THE BOOBIES!
@pseudonymsupreme DO, however, get onboard TitaniCis. Because it will never sink AND is banned on the bird hellsite
@pseudonymsupreme Or any vessel owned by a tit. ๐Ÿค”
@pseudonymsupreme Additional support for this: There must be a reason why 'tits up' means broken or dead.
@pseudonymsupreme They have more ego than either combined so it will get longer, not shorter. Worry about the *Titans of Tech* too.
@pseudonymsupreme Darn, I was looking forward to doing some motorboating this summer.
@pseudonymsupreme actually before the Titanic there was a book about a luxury liner that hit an iceberg. The name of the ship was Titan.
@pseudonymsupreme @rmondello Youโ€™d think Iโ€™dโ€™ve learned that by now, but I keep climbing back on board.
@pseudonymsupreme youโ€™ll go tits up!
@pseudonymsupreme you'd be a tit to get on one?

@pseudonymsupreme I'm just surprised no one has suggested the next one be called 'ic'

Which is also the sound most people make if they had to clean up the remains from the wreckage.

@pseudonymsupreme @luciedigitalni
Tit Antics. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ
@pseudonymsupreme Prince Jefri of Brunei had a luxury yacht named Tits. Sadly he fell out with the Sultan and it was confiscated before it could sink with him aboard.
@pseudonymsupreme That would be here to resist, even knowing this.
@pseudonymsupreme I mean if you're going to go down wouldn't you want to go down on a tit?