Somebody is telling newcomers the tale of #JohnMastodon, right? How he killed a bear with his bare hands? How he saved a child from going over Niagra Falls? His Barbershop Quartet?
@Tweetfiction The only one who could ever teach me was a John of the Mastodon. The only one who could ever reach me was a John of the Mastodon. Yes he could, yes he could.