I’m feeling frisky today. I put on one sock and one shoe first, instead of sock-sock-shoe-shoe.
@podfeet I am festively dressed for the day.
@podfeet this picture gives me anxiety
@podfeet @Talia_christine careful! Next you’ll be putting on a shirt before any other clothes and that way anarchy lies.
@Chrisosaur @Talia_christine That bra on the outside look is tempting though…
@podfeet That makes me surprisingly uncomfortable just thinking about it.
@podfeet Do you, but absolutely not.
@podfeet That's fine. When you run into problems is shoe shoe sock sock
@podfeet that was Jethro Bodine’s (of Beverly Hillbillies) approach. Said he’d be better prepared in case the house caught fire.
@AllFallDown Such a wise man. I still think of him every time I’m cipherin’.
@podfeet I love to say ‘ciphering’ almost as much as I love the looks doing so evokes.
@podfeet That’s how “Meathead” did it on All in the Family. Of course, Archie say this was wrong.
@podfeet And if you had done that before cell phones or cordless phones, when you had 1 sock and shoe on, the phone would have rang, forcing you to jump up and run to grab it :)
@kevinrj yes!!! Make sure you have your pants on first before executing this maneuver.
@podfeet I tried living the lifestyle. All I got out of it was a noticeably cold foot for a while.
@zkarj I've never been more pleased that you're my friend.
@podfeet Love the way your pedicure seems to echo your shoe vibe.

@podfeet

I can't cope with this this early in the morning 😱

Nice flag art on your nails though👍

@purplepadma

@monkeyben @podfeet What time of day is appropriate for such heinously radical behaviour?