I built a thing out of PVC pipe for my garden. It involved solving a few systems of linear equations to optimize the most efficient use of materials. As one does.

I learned: Bending Schedule-40 into an 8ft circle involves a lot of force. I had fashioned a network of very tightly cinched ropes to maintain the angles while the cement set, which was great, but let's just say I underestimated that duration the first time. There were a few minor rope burns.

(The other option would have been to build a jig for the curves and use a heat gun to soften the PVC. Might have been simpler? Not sure.)

So what is this thing? It's kind of like an umbrella, that holds up some heavy duty nylon bird netting (3/4" holes) over my peach tree, to keep the squirrels off it. I added a few guy-lines to keep it stable since the squirrels were racing around on it pretty frantically.

So far so good.

Welp a month later one squirrel has figured it out. It has chewed holes repeatedly in the top. I repair them with zipties, but it makes quick work of those within a few days.

So instead of relying on a (failing) hard security boundary, I'm leaning into harm-reduction:

I've piled a mass of tangled up netting on top to thwart the thief. It'll have to manage a chaotic mess and keep making new holes since it wont be obvious how to find it's old way in. My goal is just to slow it down, since in about a week I'll start harvesting and then we'll be done.

@parkern what happens if you leave a pot of honey next to the netting
@Annalee I do have a big tree of unripe apples nearby that are being picked off. They're probably not quite as inviting as the mostly ripe peaches though. An actual pot of honey would attract ants, and then I'd have two problems.