It's Just Jenn 🏳️⚧️Somebody is telling newcomers the tale of #JohnMastodon, right? How he killed a bear with his bare hands? How he saved a child from going over Niagra Falls? His Barbershop Quartet?
eviloatmeal, resident Death Stranding 2 apologist (arch, btw)@Tweetfiction John Mastodon, who bravely trekked across the federation from coast to poast to bring the people into the fold. John Mastodon who single-handedly slew a gargron to save a village from being terrorised.