Somebody is telling newcomers the tale of #JohnMastodon, right? How he killed a bear with his bare hands? How he saved a child from going over Niagra Falls? His Barbershop Quartet?
@sleet01@Tweetfiction Seems there's a mixup here, it's not Charles Nelson Reilly that is not John Mastodon, it's the other funny guy from that other show that's not John Mastodon. Charles Nelson Reilly is never not the one you're thinking of, it's always the that other guy that's the wrong guy. Try to keep this straight from now on. Embarrasses everybody.