Why am I standing in the #UxbridgeAndSouthRuislip by-election? And why should the wonderful people of that constituency vote for me? I present the 2023 Count Binface Charter. #VoteBinface #BinItToWinIt
@CountBinface Please add alt text to your images.
@CountBinface this is probably the most sensible manifesto I've seen in UK politics in a number of years. Boosted!
@CountBinface It's not a "free hit", it's an important byelection to send an anti-Tory message. I'm afraid your joke has worn quite thin.

@CountBinface I'm a Yank, but would vote for you just based on the hashtag #binittowinit

Godspeed!

@CountBinface 4. actually puts you out in the front, which says a lot about British Politics today. #UKPOL

@CountBinface great post lol

Don't necessarily agree with the Brexit stuff in your post, but the government has made up a mess of it

@CountBinface

This is a platform people can really get behind.

https://twitter.com/CountBinface/status/1384871230239645702

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“And HERE is the hand dryer in the gents’ toilets at The Crown & Treaty, Uxbridge. It is a crime and I will solve it. #VoteBinface”

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@CountBinface The replies here are the puddle of po-faced inanity that caused the dolphins to say, "Goodbye, and thanks for all the fish!"
@CountBinface Now there's a candidate I can get behind!