Why am I standing in the #UxbridgeAndSouthRuislip by-election? And why should the wonderful people of that constituency vote for me? I present the 2023 Count Binface Charter. #VoteBinface #BinItToWinIt
@CountBinface The replies here are the puddle of po-faced inanity that caused the dolphins to say, "Goodbye, and thanks for all the fish!"