It's Just Jenn 🏳️⚧️Somebody is telling newcomers the tale of #JohnMastodon, right? How he killed a bear with his bare hands? How he saved a child from going over Niagra Falls? His Barbershop Quartet?
Parade du Grotesque 💀Wait... John Mastodon.
Now, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
My grandfather told me about the time he used to punch nazis in the face, and blow their sh__ up. That was glorious.