It's Just Jenn 🏳️⚧️Somebody is telling newcomers the tale of #JohnMastodon, right? How he killed a bear with his bare hands? How he saved a child from going over Niagra Falls? His Barbershop Quartet?
Look people, the important thing is that #JohnMastodon will one day return to judge the living and the dead, so y'all best get good with him.