So lemme get this straight.

1. Lorie Smith, owner of 303 Creative, doesn't actually design websites. Her company doesn't actually provide that service.
2. Stewart (last name withheld) didn't ask for a wedding site for him and his husband from her.
3. Stewart isn't gay. He's married to a woman and they have a kid together.
4. AND what could possibly be the most ironic occupation for Stewart to have? He's a web designer.

You can't make this shit up. Or I guess you can. Because Lorie and the Supreme Court did.

@brockpenner The only thing to get straight is that a fraud was perpetrated on the court. One they perhaps invited, but a fraud nonetheless. Smith should have been sanctioned, but since she hasn't been, her lawyers can be disbarred...

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My take is that she was paid by someone to bring that case to Scotus. why else.

@brockpenner I hope the press is following the money on this decision. You don't get a whole federal court system, including Chief Justice Roberts, to look the other way from all these red flags without an organized effort. And the kind of people who do those things don't typically work for free. #SupremeCourt

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It’s called ingenuity, finding a solution for problem that wasn’t there.

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5. If I understand correctly, the date on the "request" is a day after she first filed the case.

@brockpenner I believe they are trying to push through as fast as they can these archaic laws. Truth isn’t a requirement for law case. Sure seems like that should be illegal.
@brockpenner if all this were true, and I’ve no reason to believe it’s not, how could the case possibly have gone as far as it has and undone so much legislation/increased democratic back-sliding? I feel I’ve turned over two pages at once and I’m being unintentionally dumb.
@brockpenner I keep dreaming that this is just some elaborate Punk'd prank show and at the end we all get our rights back.
@brockpenner legal standing is so quaint
@kingtor @brockpenner When rumor becomes truth, lies become evidence. "It didn't happen, but you know it would have!"
@brockpenner No one did the least bit of due diligence. This was a cooked-up case to get to the eventual outcome. #SCOTUS are illegitimate.

@leftfieldfarm

all involved should be disbarred for perjury

cc: @brockpenner

@brockpenner Apparently, it doesn't matter to SCOTUS that it was completely made up as long as the person who brought the case, (Lorie Smith), "didn't know" the request wasn't true.

So basically, all they have to do is fake any scenario they want, find a dupe willing to sue about it, and SCOTUS will dismantle whatever protections they're targeting. Legislating via Strawman?

@brockpenner So did they forge a statement from the supposed complainant?

@brockpenner @burritojustice

College Sophomores Getting High and Riffing on Wild Hypotheticals, SUPREME COURT EDITION

@brockpenner The fix was in...šŸ¤‘
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I’m still wondering how this can be an ā€œactual controversyā€ required for the courts to take a case.